#lewis.post

[largemandrill]

Love writing stories and making a half slice of life half important plot stuff thing. Like an example would be like

One minutes it's like: Awww the main character has a crush on a girl and doesn't know how to tell her

Then the next it's like: Hey bro you know what would be pretty cool? If we killed god.

[largemandrill]

My dad just sent me this omg

[largemandrill]

Dude I would love to bloodbend. Like I could bend the blood out of my sheets it's like a major win

[largemandrill]

Ever click on a post tagged as "long post" and regret your choices

[largemandrill]

only gays get to do height differences now, even with straight couples. The cishets dont know how to do it right, you guys always make the short one submissive and the tall one dominant.

[largemandrill]

You don't even need the title. The thumbnail is already true

[largemandrill]

Never trust a bitch with blue eyes, black hair, and perfect skin. They be fucking weird and RUDE.

Exceptions from this are Prince Eric and the other gay dude from In A Heartbeat.

[largemandrill]

Pinch my arm and I’ll make a squeaky toy sound