[They all stand around a broken coffee machine]
Maya: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.
Riley: I did. I broke i-
Maya: No. No, you didn’t. Charlie?
Charlie: Don’t look at me.... Look at Henry.
Henry: What?! I didn’t break it!
Charlie: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Henry: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
Charlie: Suspicious.
Henry: No! It’s not!
Violet: If it matters... probably not... Grace was the last one to use it.
Grace: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Violet: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Grace: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Violet!
Riley: Alright let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Maya.
Maya: No. Who broke it?
Henry [whispering]: Maya. Lex's been awfully quiet...
Lex: Really?!
Henry: Yeah, really!
...
Maya: I broke it. I burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.