I love the title of your blog. What llama crimes did you comit?
In the future I'm just gonna put it in the gift baskets, then there was this
But they said they weren't going to file charges for being a llama on the lam
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I love the title of your blog. What llama crimes did you comit?
In the future I'm just gonna put it in the gift baskets, then there was this
But they said they weren't going to file charges for being a llama on the lam
Will you PLEASE write a fic for James Norrington where he's been on the Black Pearl for a while now and he's totally in love with the reader and so are they, so reader takes care of him when he's drunk and he ends up confessing? He deserves so much love and goodness!!!
I really don’t want to be rude, but I’m running out of patience. You need to read my rules before requesting! A ‘fic’ is not an actual type of request I do and I have no idea what you have in mind. This could be written many different ways. After this, I will delete requests that are vague, go against my rules or just don’t give me the information I need. That includes requests sent through DM or replies, I will not answer those messages, I’m tired of saying ‘read my rules before requesting’ and specifying why I can’t write them.
So i think you're the one taking headcanons for Pedro characters(if not thats totally cool) but i was wondering how each of them would act on the wedding day/getting married?❤❤❤
Din: It wouldn’t be the wedding day he’d be worried about so much, as much as what happens after- Taking off his helmet. He’s terrified of what you’ll think of his looks. Will you not like him? Will you not be attracted to his face? Or worst of all- reject him after everything based on his appearance. He knows it’s stupid, but he can’t get it out of his mind. When you two did get married, he held his breath as his heart pounded out of his chest as you slowly lift off his helmet. You drop it and he jumps when it clinks to the ground.
Javier: While he’s a loving and devoted partner, I feel as though he’s the kind of person who doesn’t believe in marriage, thinking it’s only a piece of paper that won’t change how you feel about each other or live your lives, since you already live together. That, and because he’s afraid he’ll hurt you like his ex, so it’d be best to avoid it all together
Max: It’d be a normal wedding since he wasn’t turned too long ago, but he’d be excited for it. While most married couples consummate their marriage, yours involved Max turning you into a vampire, to be what he calls his vampire queen.
Maxwell: If there were such a thing as a groomzilla, he’s that. If a waiter or anyone who’s working the wedding has something as trivial as socks that aren’t even showing is a shade off, he’ll scream at them to get the hell out. Everything has to be over the top, perfect, and of course- expensive. Hell, your engagement ring alone you found out was worth a good sized house. In Oceanfront Hawaii. Which makes you wonder- how much the entire wedding costs.
Whiskey: While he’s not exactly that old, he’s still an old fashioned country boy. He’d want either a chapel wedding, or barn wedding if you aren’t religious. He’d be equally excited as he is nervous.
Real talk tho are his eyes blue or green???
Asking the REAL questions here! Thank you so much for sending! Let’s see (excuse the pun):
All of the screenshots are SO low quality I’m so sorry, but they seem a kind of yellow-y green based on the highest definition pic (which is what I remember assuming they were when actually watching it)... but then again, in darker shots, they look kinda grey-blue 👀
Imma conclude they are the colour handsome :)
Thanks for sending! 🖤🏴☠️
💌 Send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome 💌☺😘
thank you micah 🥺💜✨
I dont know if its cute but once my 11 year old sister found a butterfly inside our house so she tried to stab it with scissors, called it a whore and then asked her older(my younger) brother to do it because she was scared.
WHAT OH MY GOD
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awe thank you and by take care of myself you mean eat everything in the pantry at work right?
great cuz that’s what I’m finna do