#licopost

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Licorice Cookie: [summoning souls from beyond the grave]

Pomegranate Cookie: Stop it, you need friends.

Licorice Cookie: I'm getting friends!

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“Blorbocore” quotes + my f/os (who coincidentally are also some of my favorite whumpees)

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❤ + Demongo and Licorice Cookie!

"Send me ❤ + an F/O and I'll tell you about something they'd love about me!"

Ok. so. I think Demongo would genuinely just think I'm adorable. Guy's pinching my cheeks and audibly cooing over me with my little outfits and round face and brown doe eyes and the way my hair does the perfect Goldilocks curls when it dries after a shower---and he's like, sweetly sighing over me, rambling about something cute I did to Scaramouche (and he's just like "Sheesh, babe, just marry her already!")

Licorice Cookie loves my character voices when I read, and he loves how I enjoy fantasy and undead things so much. He loves my laugh and we get to laugh maniacally together.

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I am not so naïve as to think courting Wulf, Licorice, or Shockwave wouldn't require a hefty period of "please look at me instead of your boss" before we could actually date 😆

I have hefty competition when it comes to Van Kleiss, Dark Enchantress, and Megatron, okay? I'm not a silver-tongued gracefully-greying middle aged man, an extremely powerful milf channeling all the hottest parts of classic Maleficent, or a rebellious military leader with unmatched intimidation factor and the most chiseled features you've ever seen.

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Apus for Licorice Cookie and Beast?

Constellation ask game

Apus - What sort of future do you and your F/O desire to have? What sorts of things are keeping you from it (if there is anything)?

Licorice wants to be a respected and feared great villain, and I guess that’ll make me his minion or maybe villainous queen? I’m okay with that, that sounds pretty fun. The only things really standing in the way of that are the good guy cookies and honestly I don’t worry about them. They’re silly and cute. I like them.

Beast initially just planned on his usual thing, turning people into trees and having someone grind them up for oil to fuel his soul. Once he took an unexpected liking to me, that became difficult to manage. It’s not at all like he’s turned over a new leaf and become better, he’s still definitely evil and doesn’t care much about most living things, but he can’t bring himself to involve me in his more sinister actions and that puts a wrench in his original plans. He’s not really sure what to do with me now, only that he doesn’t want it to be anything that will hurt or upset me. Which definitely narrows down the options.

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For the non-human f/o ask game:

5, 9 for Beast

15 for Demongo

and 16 for Licorice Cookie?

Nonhuman f/o ask game

5. Does your F/O fit into a society? If not human society, do they have a different community they belong to?

Beast is basically just a cryptid living in the woods as far as everyone else in the Unknown is concerned. He doesn't really get involved in the societal aspects of the Unknown beyond occasionally striking a deal with someone for his benefit.

9. Is your F/O a danger to your or others?

DEFINITELY, but he rarely tries anything with me around unless he thinks I'd appreciate it. For your own safety you probably shouldn't try to meet him 1-on-1.

15. What do people tend to think when they see/meet your F/O? Are they scared, curious, or can they not tell your F/O is nonhuman?

I think realistically, most people would be scared of Demongo's appearance, since while he's cute in a cartoon world, anything living that looked like a cartoon in the real world would probably get regarded as creepy at best. He looks pretty clearly nonhuman.

16. What does your F/O think of humans in general?

Licorice thinks it's weird that humans aren't made of sugar and stuff like that, the thought of real meat (and not jelly meat like they have in his world) kind of grosses him out. He likes some of the humans he's met so far but he's not sure about all of them. Especially since he heard people like to eat cookies, and he's not sure if strangers are gonna see him as food or not. (Considering how many people dislike black licorice flavor, he's probably safe)

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🦈 and 🥥 for licorice cookie

Summer emoji selfship asks

🦈 - Do they scare people? If so, are people right to be scared?

I think it depends on the person. Some people he actually does manage to intimidate, but I think a lot of people can see past the intimidation front that he puts on. Really, he's not a truly dangerous person. He talks a lot of big intimidating talk, but he doesn't really have the heart to do stuff that's truly evil.

🥥 - What are they like once they open up to someone?

A huge nerd. HUGE. Man will show you his Yu-Gi-Oh cards for like an hour and I have no problem with that. He infodumps, I infodump. Mutual infodumping relationship. We're autisming together.

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imagine licorice trying to solve an escape room

He either figures it out and feels super smug the rest of the day or he can't figure it out and they have to come get him out because he starts crying

Same, boy