#lidsayhartt

[parksandrectums]

Don’t you kinda feel bad when a girl compliments you and asks you how you get your lashes so long/curly and you have to appease them with lying about the mascara or technique that you use when you really know it’s that you have naturally super great eyelashes

[parksandrectums]

If I have to force myself to go on a date with a guy am I a lesbian ™?

[parksandrectums]

You know there’s been several times when I’ve thought about something and my phone displays an ad for that thought.. even when I’m not near my phone at all like at work!! So who’s to say that maybe the government has somehow tapped into our thoughts for pure capitalist advertisements? Idk but seems legit

[parksandrectums]

God damn I’m a fucking mess hahahahahahaha

[parksandrectums]

hehehe