#lie swatter

[thatblukirby]

other jackbox characters n stuff

top to bottom: dodoremi plant, binjpipe robot, fibbage 3 players, ydkj movies players, detective chambers, dictionarium host, felicia shadowlurker, lie swatter host

some of these r pretty old and outdated

[viktoriavika67]

It's August 8th again... It's Schmitty's birthday again.

I just now found out that Schmitty isn't the host of Lie Swatter (I don't really monitor the Jackbox Wiki, yeah). But now I like to imagine some kind of beef between him and the flies, no matter how absurd it is sound, lol.

Maybe someday I'll redesign my humanization versions of quips from quiplash. Someday.

[beepsparks]

Ok when it comes to Jackbox refs, right now I’m sort-of going by who has the oldest ref. This guy’s last ref was made on June 2nd of 2024

I think I’m the only one in the current-day Jackbox fandom with a Lie Swatter host interp rn

[jackboxconfess]

Message to all Schmookie shippers: Lie Swatter Schmitty X Fibbage Cookie. It's THAT easy!

Like come on, lie swatter to the neck like a blade, Schmitty lifting Cookie by the chin with the tool he's going to "swat" him with because of him lying about how much he wants it as he's tied down by his own flowers, that one scene in Television where Josh spanks old man because he shoved his ass in his face, but instead of old man & with his bare hands because he shoved his ass in his face; he's doing it with Cookie & with the lie swatter because he's LYING, and it's a LIE SWATTER. Heck, the shipping symbolism of a fly pollinating a flower...y'know, like the IRL hoverflies, who pollinates the white baneberry, NATURE HAS A FLY WHO POLLINATES AN EYEBALL FLOWER!!!!

I don't even ship Schmookie and i thought of all this when i noticed that Lie Swatter & Fibbage XL share a pack, like, 5 years ago. COME ON, SCHMOOKIE NATION; you're more autistic than that! This is, Toxic Old Man Yaoi™ 101. Do you seriously think Schmitty can't dom Cookie that badly that you're forgoing this PERFECT mashup?! You should've got with the program 10 years ago!

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[majestydeerakuma]

I missed writing Jackbox Fanfics so here’s a comedic, chaotic and silly one I just wrote up

Happy reading

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[jackbentobox]

From the same JPP1 blog post from yesterday's post, Lie Swatter originally started as its own app, apparently as a spin-off of You Don't Know Jack, and used categories for the majority of its gameplay, which would go on to simply serve as the final round.

The modern version of the game was playtested in a movie theater in Chicago. Also, the flies have names:

In 2014, the very first Jackbox Party Pack was published with five party games. Take a look behind the scenes of production.

[videogamepolls]

Have you played The Jackbox Party Pack (2014)?

Yes

No

I watched someone play it

I've never heard of it

Voting ended onApr 7, 2024

Requested by @coneysdayattumblinghell

[wrongydkjquotes]

last night I had a dream there was a Jackbox 10th anniversary museum and there were these exhibits about what the various hosts would’ve hypothetically wore and used, as well as replicas of their recording studios, concept art about their games, the works.

normal stuff I’m sure.

except the audio commentary (you know those headphone devices with the remote and the button that corresponds with each exhibit? yeah that one) was cookie. and he did not want to be there at all.

Some highlights:

“Oh, Buzz Fucking Lippman is a bitchass motherfucker” ( snapcube reference)

“Who tf is this guy?” (about some made up teen who wrote the ydkj question books)

“Can I go home now? There’s a fraiser marathon at 7. No? Worth a shot.”

“I’ve been here since 5 am and now I gotta narrate Lars’ entry. Hooray.”