#97

[todayinhiphophistory]

Today in Hip Hop History:

The single Hit ‘Em High by B Real, Busta Rhymes, Coolio, LL Cool J, and Method Man from the Space Jam soundtrack was released January 7, 1997

[sgtpeppers]

Paul McCartney in the In The World Tonight documentary for Flaming Pie, 1997.

[martyryo]

Smells fishyyyyy

Worm I can never take you to the beach all the hoes find you interesting and they don't even look at me

[calleido]

[10thmusemoon]

The second Shen Jiu realizes he has romantic feelings for Yue Qingyuan, the system should activate like a sleeper agent and shove every ridiculous wife plot possible at them.

Why is YQY late to their weekly meeting? An aphrodisiac weed appeared in the garden outside his window that morning, apologies shidi it took a while to circulate his qi enough to burn it out.

A mirror appears in the bamboo house? Somehow it only shows the inside of the sect leader’s private quarters! How scandalous!

An Ding Peak disciples tripped carrying a massive barrel of oil! Suddenly the sect leader is on the floor ass up with his clothes sticking to him like a second skin.

Oh no! Acid rain has passed over QDP! What’s this? Only the sect leader’s robes have burned away? What bad luck!

A new qi rich mineral with restorative properties has been discovered! Mu Qingfang is eager to test it out! How funny that the most effective shape for it is precisely two nipple piercings! Yes, this Had to be announced during a peak lord meeting, MQF is very passionate about scientific innovation! Please pay no mind if the sect leader starts lactating, they haven’t found a work around to that particular side effect yet.

Did you hear? Yue Qingyuan’s long lost family has appeared and they brought his betrothed! …Shen-shixiong are you unsheathing Xiu Ya?

While retiring from visiting another sect the inn only has one bed AND Yue Qingyuan has been bit by a Gaping Hole Spider AND was hit by the pollen of a Eternal Brothers Chrysanthemum! Quick Shen-shixiong! We need to find someone zhangmen shixiong once considered a brother to fill his holes with their life essence or he’ll die!

Just increasingly terrible and specific plots that only Shen Qingqiu has any hope of solving. They hold out for a long while because Yue Qingyuan is allergic to “burdening others” and solves most of them on his own until they get especially ridiculous. By the end of it, after all the truth reveals, QiJiu are so exhausted they don’t even have it in them to be horny anymore. That’s been their default state for months. Erectile dysfunction would be a blessing.

[nineties-effect]

[berkalium97]

“Don’t bother talking to her, she’ll twist your words like a towel.”

Giving y’all a sneak peak into the next thing