Ugghhhh you know when you read a fanfic SO GOOD it could literally be its own story. Like the plot and the arcs and the twists are so amazing and tense and engaging you can imagine yourself reading it as a literal stand-alone piece of fiction. Ofc the characters and (most) dynamics are the same, and (most) of the canon elements and events are the same, but holy shit it could genuinely be canon in another universe
Parentage: Trudy (Biological Mother), Diego Hargreeves (Adoptive Father), Eudora Patch (Adoptive Mother), and Lila Gill (Adoptive Mother).
Powers: None.
Hobbies: Knife throwing, boxing, karate, playing the drums, flying, dart throwing, graffiti, sparring, listening to music, playing pool, woodcarving, and playing with fire.
Love Interest: Lena Tiefenbach.
Theme Song: "He's Mine" by Rodney Atkins.
Name: Harlan Lester Hargreeves.
Nicknames: Harl.
Age: 19 years old.
Parentage: Carl Cooper (Biological Father), Sissy Cooper née Pocket (Biological Mother), Viktor Hargreeves (Adoptive Father).
Powers: Sound manipulation, enhanced hearing, sound absorption, energy manipulation, energy projection, sonic pyrokinesis, electronic disruption, force-field generation, power augmentation, telekinesis, atmokinesis, and emotion empowerment.
Hobbies: Playing the violin, listening to music, reading, drawing, coloring, playing with his models, toy and model collecting, gardening, swimming, wood chopping, model building, building cars, theorizing, participating in fandoms, and studying cryptids.
Love Interest: Charlotte 'Charlie/Lotte' Rofa.
Theme Song: "Boy in the Bubble" by Alec Benjamin.
Name: Dana Marin Hargreeves.
Nicknames: Day.
Age: 12 years old.
Parentage: Sissy Cooper née Pocket (Adoptive Mother) and Viktor Hargreeves (Adoptive Father).
Powers: Superior adaptation.
Hobbies: Playing the clarinet, playing laser tag, reading, paintball, shooting, learning languages, listening to music, writing songs, scrapbooking, playing house, designing clothes, playing with her stuffed animals and dolls, and photography.
Love Interest: None.
Theme Song: "Stronger" by Kelly Clarkson.
Name: Claire Harmony Hargreeves-Hendrickson.
Nicknames: Claire Bear.
Age: 16 years old.
Parentage: Patrick Hendrickson (Father), Allison Hargreeves (Mother), and Raymond Chestnut (Step Father).
Powers: Mendacity Detection.
Hobbies: Listening to music, dancing, drawing, reading, narrating, making animations, acting, making sets for plays, stuffed animal collecting, singing, and volleyball.
Love Interest: Valentine 'Valen' Clarke.
Theme Song: "Why You Always Lying?" by Nicholas Fraser.
Name: Raymond Callum Hargreeves-Chestnut Jr.
Nicknames: Ray-Ray and Jr.
Age: 2 years old.
Parentage: Allison Hargreeves (Mother) and Raymond Chestnut Sr (Father).
Powers: Weather Manipulation.
Hobbies: Riding his tricycle, playing in the mud, listening to music, being read to, finger painting, playing with his toys, blowing bubbles, making it rain, etc.
Love Interest: None.
Theme Song: "Rain, Rain Go Away!" by Cocomelon.
Name: Starla Marcie Hargreeves.
Nicknames: Star.
Age: 8 years old.
Parentage: Sloane Hargreeves (Mother) and Luther Hargreeves (Father).
Powers: Power Block/Power Pause.
Hobbies: Ballet, singing, dancing, playing dress up, playing house, having tea parties, playing with her dolls, listening to music, yoga, pretending to be an astronaut, stare gazing, coloring, drawing, riding her bike, baking, playing piano, acting, and gardening.
Love Interest: None.
Theme Song: "Powerless" by Linkin Park.
Name: Grace Anita Hargreeves-Gill Jr.
Nicknames: Gracie.
Age: 9 years old.
Parentage: Diego Hargreeves (Father), Eudora Patch (Adoptive Mother), and Lila Gill (Mother).
Powers: Ergotechnics.
Hobbies: Playing house, playing with her dolls and stuffed animals, playing darts, ballet, coloring, drawing, singing, having tea parties, listening to music, baking, cooking, blowing bubbles, sewing, playing guitar, beating inanimate objects with a bat, gymnastics, and sparring.
Love Interest: None.
Theme Song: "This Little Girl." by Ericovich.
Name: Socorro Eudora Hargreeves-Gill.
Nicknames: Coco.
Age: 5 years old.
Parentage: Diego Hargreeves (Father), Eudora Patch (Adoptive Mother), and Lila Gill (Mother).
Powers: Fusion, polymorphing, size manipulation, dimension hopping, multiplication, wall crawling, fire breathing, mimicry, sonic scream, and laser vision.
Hobbies: Playing with her toys, dart throwing, knife throwing, listening to music, throwing tea parties, blowing bubbles, running, sparring, tap dancing, gardening, wrestling, coloring, drawing, watching tv, and riding her bike.
Love Interest: None.
Theme Song: "Mama Said Knock You Out." by LL COOL J.
Name: Robin Patch Hargreeves-Gill.
Nicknames: Pitt, Patchy, Patch, and Patchling.
Age: 5 years old.
Parentage: Diego Hargreeves (Adoptive Father), Eudora Patch (Adoptive Mother), and Lila Gill (Adoptive Mother).
Hobbies: Wrestling, sparring, boxing, karate, dart throwing, knife throwing, gymnastics, gardening, blowing bubbles, running, coloring, drawing, playing with his toys, riding his bike, shooting, and climbing things.
Love Interest: None.
Theme Song: "Riot" by Three Days Grace.
Name: Benjamin Alphonso Hargreeves the 3rd.
Nicknames: Benny.
Age: 3 years old.
Parentage: Sloane Hargreeves (Mother) and Luther Hargreeves (Father).
Powers: None.
Hobbies: Listening to music (mostly his dad's records), wrestling, playing with his toys, playing house, pretending to be an astronaut, blowing bubbles, playing in the mud, playing in the rain, boxing, climbing on things, being read to, and pretending to act.
Love Interest: None.
Theme Song: "Three Year Old." by Eric Church.
Name: Nathan Truth Benjamin Five Hargreeves-Herschberger-Katz.
Nicknames: Nate, Roach, and Mini-Me.
Age: 11 years old.
Parentage: Phạm-Duong Mai (Biological Mother), Klaus Hargreeves (Biological Father), and Dave Katz (Adoptive Father).
Powers: Super speed, resurrection, mediumship, and enhanced healing.
Hobbies: Running, pretending to be an astronaut, ghost hunting, playing dress up, playing with his toys, listening to music, riding his bike, gymnastics, pretending to be part of the circus, playing guitar, playing the xylophone, drawing, reading, playing in the mud, pretending to sword fight, dumpster diving, cooking, learning difficult languages, jumping on the trampoline, playing video games, playing dnd, and baking.
Love Interest: None.
Theme Song: "Gotta Go Fast." by Norman J. Grossfeld and Russell Velázquez.
Name: Rachel-Beth Queenie Mai Promise Hargreeves-Herschberger-Katz.
Nicknames: Rach, Chel, Shelly, Ghost, and Beth.
Age: 6 years old.
Parentage: Klaus Hargreeves (Biological Father) and Dave Katz (Adoptive Father).
Powers: Intangibility, mediumship, invisibliliy, and levitation.
Hobbies: Playing with her toys, digging, dancing, singing, drawing, coloring, sewing, climbing on things, playing army men, having tea parties, pretending to be an archaeologist, reading, acting, playing dnd, knitting, origami, playing board games, and painting.
Love Interest: None.
Theme Song: "Ghost" by Jacob Lee.
Name: Lena Tiefenbach.
Nicknames: Len and Ena.
Age: 22 years old.
Parentage: Axel (Maternal Grandfather) and Keechie Tiefenbach. (Parental Grandfather).
I all of a sudden want an AU of prince Diego who's this devil may care heir that gets the job done, but handles the dangerous affairs of their kingdom way too seriously that they're all having a heart attack every time he so much as sets foot out of the castle
Enter Knight/Assassin/Body Guard Lila that has sworn an oath to the crown and has been given the royal honor to protect the prince.
Cue in Lila being so annoyed and frustrated with Diego because he's always doing stupid things (for the right reasons and it actually works 99% of the time) and she SWEARS SHE'S NOT FALLING IN LOVE WITH THIS BRAT (younger than Lila Diego, you'll take this from cold rotting corpse) and she is not allowed to fall in love with the crown prince!
Then there's Diego, who initially did not want a baby-sitter because "Where have you ever heard a future king having a baby-sitter at my age?" so he does everything he can to PROVE TO LILA THAT'S HE'S CAPABLE AND DOESN'T NEED PROTECTION, until it eventually evolves into him just trying to impress her into "Oopsie Lila, I accidentally stepped on a pebble and my ankle hurts, I need medical assistance and I know you have a medical background so I need you to heal me pretty please" and he stares at her with those ghorgeous brown eyes and honestly, how in the hell is Lila not supposed to swoon into those sweet baby brown Spanish eyes?