Lemonnaise

.•° lemonnaise/lemmy, °•. 6teen .•° she/her °•. I love to yap abt stranger things and my other hyperfixations :) °•. No1 Jonathan byers defender .•° I love stonathan and their loser rat son mike queeler AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Lemonnaise

[lemonnaises]

I just realised an intro post would be super useful

HELLO!!

I won't be sharing my name, so you can call me lemonnaise/lemmy/variants :) I am 16yo (so no weirdness plss) and am from the uk, and would love to make more friends with similar interests so we can yap together!!!!!

Because my attention span is thinner than a hair strand I tend to fandom hop, so I am in a LOT. but these are my current fixations (stranger things is my no1:

Stranger things, IT, Jackson's diary, arcane, horrible histories, ghosts uk, castle swimmer, dead plate, dead poets society, fnaf, good omens, the little vampire, the goldfinch, Luca, octonauts, post harbor, the watchmaker of filigree street (SUCH A GOOD BOOK BTW), she ra, Sherlock, the two princes, the Magnus archives, rocky horror picture show, heathers

I like drawing, writing, listening to music, and yapping about byler -- cleradin is my GOATT you don't understand how happy I was when bravebyers/wisewheeler gained popularity

My beloved moots: @allthatyap (my wife<3) @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @r5kittykat @ragged-mongoose @salemonthemoon @ruptupable @named-after-a-planet @arikakari

I have a sideblog where I rp as Mike Wheeler @bike-wheelers and co-rp with a moot as will byers @w1ll-the-wise dont be shy to send in asks !! I hope it's entertaining

I know literally no one will see this but no hate of ANY sort allowed!! I am not afraid of blocking ppl if they make me uncomfortable

But anyways yeah go drink water

[lemonnaises]

YUMMY, YUMMY BYLER

Me when byler

[thequeenofspiritshipping]

Since it's almost June, let's make this a good Pride Month for Byler. It deserves to have one after how badly handle that storyline has ended in the actual show.

[auracobaltblue]

I just know Will was one of those people who are very funny inside their head but only say a handful of the jokes that they come up with, and then after he came out and started to feel more comfortable and confident in himself he started saying the jokes way more often and expressing them out loud to the point of people being shocked of some of the things that come out of his mouth and realising the sass level is way higher than he let them know previously. Like they really underestimated how funny he truly is.

[lemonnaises]

YESSS exactly. I imagine at college while he's not a complete party animal, he speaks his mind and people find him very funny and fun to be around. I also think he (only sometimes) jokes about his trauma with the Hawkins crew, like he'll pull a "he likes it cold" when getting popsicles from the fridge, or put a hand to the back of his neck to scare the party and sneakily cheat in a game. He is sassy and snarky and is very good at it

[lemonnaises]

Was translating 'the cure' by olivia rodrigo into latin and was trying to find a period-appropriate term for 'baby' so I searched for Catullus' (ancient roman poet) poems and found them on wikipedia. Wikipedia, apparently, gives a theme of each poem, who it's addressed to, etc. here are the ones I find the most noteworthy:

A young woman and her pet bird

Eulogy to the girlfriend's pet bird

Never growing tired of kissing (addressed to Lesbia)

Getting over being dumped (addressed to himself)

Shaming a napkin theif

Hands off my boy-toy

Everyone deceives themselves

My acquaintance, the utter dunce

Nasty insults to whole family

Give me back my stuff, explained beautifully

Screwed over by politicians

Boyfriends can't be trusted

Father theif, son gigolo

Girlfriend left for richer men

Woman asking for money (political)

The springtime urge to wander

Unworthy becoming rich

Suicidal thoughts at the current political situation

Surprise threesome

My (our) ex is a slut now

Girlfriends can't be trusted

She loves her brother a little too much

She insults me because she still cares

Can't trust anybody

What's beauty without charm?

I don't like you (addressed to Julius Caesar)

Give me back my money

[lemonnaises]

The party did a hear me out cake and mike thought putting Eddie was crazy until lucas put his mom

[lemonnaises]

William drop dead byers and michael the cure wheeler

[mikewheelerisaqueerler]

so what i'm saying is

[lemonnaises]

and can I add that

[lemonnaises]

Gay4gay byler bi4bi lumax pan4pan henderhop

[lemonnaises]

Sleeping beauty au where the hand of princess Jane is given to whoever rescues her from her tower. mike is a knight who is the only one to get past the dragon and reach the princess's chamber, only to realise after he kisses her, it's actually a man (will).

Will explains that he was the first one to get here by being friendly with the dragon, and when he met Jane she told him she hated being in her tower and longed for independence and freedom. Will didn't want to marry her as he isn't attracted to women, and instead offered to take her place, giving her his armor and weapons so she could fend for herself and finally be free.

Mike is irritated when he learns this, as he feels he has no purpose anymore since he has been training for this moment his entire life as a knight. Will offers to help him find a bride in return to keep his secret about his sexuality. Then they go off and travel together and eventually fall in love and live happily ever after the end ♡

[lemonnaises]

LEMON I POSTED MY FIC

https://archiveofourown.org/works/85457096

YAYYYYYY

[the-lost-seven-7]

[rabseastorm]

BYLER BYLER BYLER BYLER BYLER BYLER BYLER BYLER BYLER BYLER BYLER BYLER BYLER BYLER

[funkopop547]

Byler.

[idontknowhowtodance]

Byler?

[heyimcelery]

B y l e r

[miwiheroes]

boil uhhh

[lemonnaises]

buy ler??

[lemonnaises]

Byler job variants masterpost!!

so basically these are all the slashnames of byler's potential workplaces (see: surfsahoy, radiosurfer) and i thought of a few places they could work at and what those names would be. this is basically a little archive for me. I've put their names on some of the jobs, but you can obviously change it round to whatever u want; go crazy!!

I made edits (4/4/26) to this post to make it less messy, and i'll put name creds where i know/have direct creators (eg sharknilla) but comment if i've missed any! but apart from that, most names given are ones i've made up myself.

Same jobs

Byvideo: byler family video

Bysquawk: byler WQSK hosts

Lifebuoyler: byler life gaurds

Rink o maniacs: byler at rink o mania

Bykea: byler ikea employees (@aloyxwrites)

Sharknilla: byler content creators (streamer Mike x youtuber will) (@inhunnedd on twt)

Office Byler: The Office byler au

Sevenspins: figure skater x hockey player

Different jobs

Surfer Boy Pizza

Surfsahoy/ahoyboy: surfer boy will x scoops mike

Radiosurfer: WSQK x surfer boy

Videosurfer: family video x surfer boy

Poolsurfer: life guard x surfer boy

Pizzarcade: surfer boy x palace arcade

Moviesurf: movie theatre x surfer boy

Surfmania: surfer boy x rink o mania

Scoops Ahoy

Radioscoops: WQSK x scoops

Videoscoops: family video x scoops

Scoopsafloat/splashahoy: scoops x lifeguard

Scoopershooter: scoops x palace arcade

Moviescoops: scoops x movie theatre

Scoopmania: scoops x rink o mania

WSQK Radio Station

Surfersquawk: surfer boy x WSQK

Squawksahoy: WSQK x scoops

Videosquawk: family video x WSQK

squawksplash: WSQK x life guard

Squawkarcade: WSQK x palace arcade

moviesquawks: movie theatre x WSQK

Squawkmania: WSQK x rink o mania

Family Video

Videosurfer: family video x surfer boy

Videoscoops: family video x scoops

Videosquawk: family video x WSQK

Videopool: family video x life guard

Videogame: family video x palace arcade

Movietape: movie theatre x family video

Videomania: family video x rink o mania

Hawkins Community Pool

Poolsurfer: life guard x surfer boy

Scoopsafloat/splashahoy: scoops x lifeguard

squawksplash: WSQK x life guard

Videopool: family video x life guard

Poolpalace: life guard x palace arcade

Moviepool: movie theatre x life guard

Poolmania: life guard x rink o mania

Palace Arcade

Pizzarcade: surfer boy x palace arcade

Scoopershooter: scoops x palace arcade

Squawkarcade: WSQK x palace arcade

Videogame: family video x palace arcade

Poolpalace: life guard x palace arcade

Moviecade: movie theatre x palace arcade

Palacemania: palace arcade x rink o mania (seen in a post by @lovelyfinn)

Hawkins Movie Theatre

Moviesurf: movie theatre x surfer boy

Moviescoops: scoops x movie theatre

Moviesquawks: movie theatre x WSQK

Movietape: movie theatre x family video

Moviepool: movie theatre x life guard

Moviecade: movie theatre x palace arcade

Moviemania: move theatre x rink o mania

Rink O Mania

Surfmania: surfer boy x rink o mania

Scoopmania: scoops x rink o mania

Squawkmania: WSQK x rink o mania

Videomania: family video x rink o mania

Poolmania: life guard x rink o mania

Palacemania: palace arcade x rink o mania

Moviemania: move theatre x rink o mania

Others

Postcart: melvalds will x hawkins post mike (creds @the-yappstronaut)

Gaptopic: GAP mike x hot topic will (creds @bylercocaine)

Inkflower: florist x tattoo artist (creds @kidovna)

Coffeebook: librarian mike x barista will (seen in a post by @bowie-mohawk-mike-wheeler)

Bylearner: byler teachers

Colourbook: art teacher will x english teacher mike

Colourbond: art teacher will x science teacher mike

Scriptart: drama teacher mike x art teacher will

Astroneer: astronaut mike x space engineer will (creds @editxs_360 on tiktok)

Alienaut: Alien will byers x astronaut mike wheeler (same creds ^^)

Pyromedic: firefighter will x paramedic mike (creds @arikakari)

Vetstray: vet will x stray owner mike

Macber: Macdonalds mike x uber eats will (creds @ezkel)

Bylenzo: byler Enzo workers (creds @yoursleepdemon)

Heated Pretzelry: auntie anne's will x wetzels pretzels mike

from that one tiktok post. You know the one

[oil4sale]

maybe I just like employed Byler okay but pls hear me and this random person out on wetzel’s pretzels Will and Auntie Anne’s Mike 🥺

like they work in the same mall and Will has only ever heard bad things about auntie Anne’s and so one day, when he’s leaving for the day, he spots someone leaving Anne’s and he goes “you should try wetzels instead” (he’s very charismatic about it.. maybe he winks or something)

and then the person turns around and he’s wearing an auntie Anne’s uniform and Will’s now like “ughhdjhdjqkjf” bc he’s only ever heard that they’re dicks but this guy just says “maybe you should try auntie Anne’s” (in an accidental flirty voice you have to trust)

and they’re BOTH freaking out bc “omg a cute guy just flirted with me” and “omg I just accidentally flirted with a cute guy” (I think you can tell which is which)

⬇️ Inspired by this ⬇️

[mj-rulesdaw0rld]

mike has a diary journal btw

i know because i read it

[lemonnaises]

In the front pages he has emo shit like calligraphy fonts and band graphics, in the middle he traumadumps literally everything and in the hidden back pages are will's love poems written with a shitty homemade quill like he's writing to his husband at war

[gothicosmic]

byler changed me as a person yo like ive never encounter a ship before that impacted me as much as byler did