#lifefails

[thefriendlyhermit]

🎥 Today, AJ builds a lean-to and tries to start a winter campfire in the slushy rain-snow. He fails at both because he's not so great at life, but while we're on the topic... let's talk about life, and how to find some happiness! 🌲 The Friendly Hermit's advice? 🌲 "Sometimes 'good enough' is the best answer"! https://youtu.be/uSUjW8bn47M 

[onovopreto]

Quando eu tinha entre 14/15 anos eu fiz um planejamento de vida até os meus 30 anos. 🤓 Aliás, eu planejei até os 30 pra curtir até os 35 e depois morrer jovem e deixar um belo cadáver. Ah, a adolescência do menino gótico... 🥴 Mal sabia eu que NADA do que eu planejei daria certo. Mas pelo menos, mesmo tudo dando errado, a gente tenta tornar a trajetória divertida, né? 🙃 { fotos por @renaataagl que arrasou muito na câmera } • • • • • #lifegoals #lifefails #enjoythejourney #malefashion #modamasculina #moletom #herchcovitch #croppedjeans #converse #allstar (em Brás, Sao Paulo, Brazil) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1w62zPF8X2/?igshid=f2hbanu0kmui

[hedgerhumor]

[hedgerhumor]

She also likes to measure ingredients incorrectly and leave ingredients out altogether. Eating her creations is always an adventure. 

[jadedstar2]

When you admit one of your biggest life fail moments ... I laughed a good 5 minutes straight. 😵😂#upinflames #cooking #fail #lifefails #onfire #whodoesthat #thisguy #guilty #oops #notverydomesticated #hilarioua #funny #stilllaughing

[justtalkingtomyselfagain]

attempted to make dinner the other night. got out the rice and started to look at it through the container to look for those bugs you know because I wanted to be sure, so I turned it upside down... the lid was open and before I could understand, I had a crapload of rice on my floor. I wasted a crapload of rice. but it doesn’t end there, no no! I got the broom to sweep up what symbolized the scattered pieces of my sanity, realizing how much I truly lost okay, so I swept it into the pan and as i went to throw it into the trash,I MISSED THE TRASH  SO I HAD TO SWEEP IT AGAIN AND THEN ONCE MORE BECAUSE AGAIN JUST A CRAPLOAD OF RICE AND DIGNITY GONE, but wait! there’s more!! I finally got around to measuring my rice and everything and I poured it into the rice cooker only to realize that I forgot to put the bowl back into the cooker. and then the rice took so long to cook. and that’s my incident of the day.

[blackveilwitch09]

Me: *tells self to be healthy and drink plenty of water daily*

Also me: *forgets to drink water until like 6 or 7pm and then chugs a couple glasses* 

Good for you healthy one. Go me.

[pokedotcat]

Free Ice Cream

My friend, a family member, and I were coming back from an art class, and we stopped at gas station, well, to get gasoline.

And was in the mood for ice cream so my friend -let’s call them Xebiux- and I ran into the store, while my family member filled the tank.

I grabbed a water, and, after some difficulty, we found the ice cream container and picked out some ice cream (no duh, Pokedotcat. What else were you going to get from the ice team container?)

So we head to the check out and I put the water and ice cream on the counter. The clerk scans the water, and says “That’ll be 99 cents.” And I look at the ice cream, then back at him and ask “What about the ice cream?”

“That stuff has been in there for 2 months, you can have it for free.” And I’m like, “really? Then can I have another one?” And he nods so I pay for the water, grab another ice cream and Xebiux and I run out of the store like insane people.

I give the other ice cream to my family member, we eat in the car, then we head back home. We drop Xebiux at their house, and return home. After about 30 minutes of being at home, I go to the bathroom and spend about 10 minutes on the toilet feeling like my stomach was stabbing me on the inside.

Lesson Learned: If you are offered free, 1 month-past-its-expiration-date, ice cream TAKE IT.