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[pokedotcat]

I will be leaving tumblr, and I don’t know for how long. Things have been p stressful and are only getting worse, so until I feel well enough I won’t be back.

I’m sorry. And I hope you all find happiness.

[kermakatti]

Here I go musically shitposting again

[homunculus-argument]

are you fucking kidding me this is a banger

[allelitewrestling]

Reblogging again because you can get this song for pay what you want and I never knew how much I needed this

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[pokedotcat]

Oh hey look, it’s 12:00 Sunday morning of October 1st.

Its my birthday.

[pokedotcat]

Hey look its 10:48pm Monday night of October 1st again. You know what that means!

I’m older by 1 year.

[pumpkindxq]

This is apparently a new and very gross scam apparently coined as a “cash slave”.

The one that many Tumblr users are falling for isn’t as obvious as the other one I found while fact checking. They’re usually very similar to porn bots and you probably didn’t notice how pornographic pay/pi/gbi’s header and icon are. I do not know just how much this scammer is doing or if they’re doing anything other than stealing personal information but if you know a minor who’s trying to get free money through this

WARN THEM THAT ITS STEALING BANKING INFORMATION AND PROBABLY DOING MUCH WORSE!

[soloshikigami]

I just saw someone reblog the thing from paypigbi…. be careful you guys

[torrikor]

-cries in spanish-  i’m lo v e,,,, my s on,,,,,,,,,,

[pokedotcat]

Tea time

Me: I want some tea.

Dad: What kind of tea do you want?

Me: I dunno.

Dad: Do you want some weed tea?

Me: DAD. NO.

[theartofanimation]

Heather Penn  -  http://happydorid.tumblr.com  -  https://twitter.com/heatpenn  -  https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/607081461/tea-spirits-2015-calendar  -  https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/happydorid  -  https://dribbble.com/fastbee  -  https://www.instagram.com/heatpenn

[pokedotcat]

My blackbelt test is in less than 12 hours and I am NERVOUS

[everydaylouie]

Visit Original Link

a lil tune i made with cat samples!

[icegrillz-deactivated20191028]

[xspiderfanx]

trickster gods having a dance-off

[yt-memes]

That’s alot of chaotic energy in one video

[messages-from-paradox-space]

i looked up the song thats playing in the background only to discover that the guy in the smiley face hoody literally wrote and recorded it this is his song

[roaringstream]

Shit slaps tho like that’s impressive

[hilarious-nefarious]

Source

[cunningcelt]

This is bloody genius

[kaenith]

Huevember 2017 - Day 21

Fire Starters || Water Starters || Grass Starters

[nachosforfree]

Have I posted this yet

[jaythesaltybastard]

This is exactly like me and you @amaltheasshole with me being the writer and you being the artist even though we’re both both

[enbyzombies]

YEAH

[weloveshortvideos]

[classy-viking]

love everything about this. the girls making fun of the boys, the endless dumb fun the boys are having, its pure

[brothadom]

This is what boys will be boys was always supposed to mean

[musicforyourplants]

[boy-matt-deactivated20181204]

*slams reblog*

[ariesaav]

Klezmer dolphins.

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I don’t know that I’ve reblogged anything faster in my entire tumblr life.  

[deadwithoutdata]

The one dancing and flailing at the end

[paradisixx]

i’m so in love with this bath bomb 😍

[pocmemes]

[stars-struck-lover]

I had a server tell me about how he was harassed into going to a church baptism ceremony by a not so close friend and to get them off his back he agreed

He decided some time before that of he was going to be forced to do this her might as well have fun with it right? So he goes to lush and buys one of the black bath bombs, and cuts it in half.

Now fast forward to the day of and he is wearing a small harness under his shirt that is keeping both haves of the bath bomb one either shoulder blade.

He volunteers to get baptised

They take him up put him in the white robe and then he waits for his turn. Now the friend who invited him had no clue what he is doing. They are pleasantly surprised to see him participating.

Honestly. A mistake on their part.

I only knew this guy for a max of 45 minutes and I could already tell this dude was a chaos entity.

So his turn comes up and they go to dunk him and the water immediately starts to foam and turn black and he starts screaming like a banchee jumps out the water and hisses at the priest

Everyone fucking lost it and her was banned from ever attending that church again.

So yeah all in all seems like a great thing to do for a hilarious story

[parlezvousladybug]

Legend