#lifes rough

[dynamitekansai]

[anemonet]

stream intros

[local-gun-witch]

*notice I have a child support payment*

Yayyy!

*it's $99*

...Oh.

[capseycartwright]

seeing as its already so long.... can we get more fake dating au teasers?

im easily convinced so yes

“I’m a grown adult, Buck.”

“Doesn’t mean you don’t need your parents sometimes.”

Eddie raised an eyebrow.

“All I’m saying is, don’t let how they treat Christopher – which is very sweet, I agree – excuse anything they might say to you that doesn’t feel good to you,” Buck shrugged.

“I do actually go to Frank twice a month for therapy, Buck, I get it.”

“I know!” Buck didn’t seem the slightest bit offended by Eddie’s slightly snarky tone. “But I’d be a shitty boyfriend if I didn’t give free therapy.”

“Shut up,” Eddie repeated his earlier threat, Buck scooping some of the chopped veggies off the cutting board.

“You love me,” Buck grinned, pressing a disgustingly sloppy kiss to Eddie’s cheek.

“If you do that in front of my parents, I don’t think they’ll believe we’re dating,” Eddie grimaced, wiping at his wet cheek with a free hand. “You’re gross.”

“You can’t think I’m gross, you’re my boyfriend,” Buck shook his head. “Even when I’m being gross, you have to be like – wow, Evan, dear, sweet Evan. Evan, my love – my life. You are like a magical rose garden.”

Eddie snorted. “Anyone who’s been near you after a twenty-four-hour shift knows you are the opposite of a rose garden, you sweaty bastard.”

[carryonbananas]

Soulless Sam

Who else thinks that Soulless Sam is an accurate representation of how one survives life? #emotionless

[ice-fireandjonsa]

All I want is a nap, clear skin, some peach-mango ice tea, 500,000 dollars and a puppy

Is that really too much to ask?

[ihavenoideawhatiamdoingjustgay]

Victoria Aveyard is a better person than me bc the moment I'd get wind of someone Plagiarizing MY work I'd kill them

[b4ttyforyou]

my favorite hobby is complaining