#lightbulbs

[lun6laveria]

How many Karezis does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One and a half three and a half one of a third

[noisytenant]

People would probably have way more interest in places like Tin Pan Alley if they hired character actors to play the roles of famous figures from the time period—Imagine asking George Gershwin for directions to Times Square, &c., &c.

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[noisytenant]

Ableton Jumping Bean VST

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[noisytenant]

erotic roleplay as two antikink people with repressed taboo fantasies, unwilling to admit it to each other or themselves, but subconsciously toeing the line of acceptability during sex, wondering who will flinch first and feeling unplaceably disgusting the whole time

[scarletseacollectspronouns]

my lights are flashing and i just snapped at them as if they were a creature

obviously that didn't work they're electricity and wiring

'ah yes let me just tame the electricity randomly in my room'

[noisytenant]

hlvrai themed childrens birthday party world

benrey impersonators common occurence in our new reality, older brother employment rates enter an all-time high

fiercely competitive market for bubby and coomer actors as "cool" grandfathers try to outdo each other

bartenders enjoy playing the ever-affable Darnold for entertaining adult partygoers

event spaces create low-budget but vivid recreations of iconic sets from the series, like the vats of toxic waste. bring home a commemorative explosive oil drum (defused)

dunkin donuts stocks rise, official Sunkist collaboration launched. tastes awful

you can hire the rtvs crew to call someone on their birthday and wish them a happy birthday in-character like mickey mouse