#like a playdate

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Milla, at a party, crying into the phone: Lilac I need you to come pick me up kids are drinking beer

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Milla: Gotta love knitting needles! I can make a scarf, I can make a hat, I can stab your eyes out, I can make mittens...

Lilac: What was that middle part?

Milla: I can make a hat.

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Lilac: Where's Milla?

Carol: Don't worry about Milla.

Lilac: I'm sorry, have you met me?

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Neera: Okay, I have a box. We're going to put everything we love inside the box.

Lilac: Can I put Milla in the box?

Neera: No.

Carol: Can I put Milla in the box?

Neera: No!

Torque: Can I—

Neera: NO ONE IS PUTTING MILLA IN THE BOX

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Milla: Why is everybody afraid of love?

Milla: *sneaks up behind Lilac and Carol then shouts* LOVE!!!

Lilac and Carol: *SHRIEK*

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Lilac: Hey Mil—

Milla: *sitting in front of the TV, crying softly*

Lilac: Oh. Did the documentary mention another bird that mates for life?

Milla: *nodding and crying*

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Torque: So, how's life with a child going?

Carol: Terrible. I didn't know anybody could cry that much.

Torque: Oh, I'm sure she'll outgrow it...

Carol: Oh no, Milla's an angel. It's—

Lilac, from Milla's room, sobbing loudly: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

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Carol: Why is Milla on top of the Christmas tree?

Lilac: I couldn't decide between a star or an angel.

Lilac: So I went with both :>