#like a toothpick

[deusluxuria]

risotto: (bringing ghiaccia into passione and introducing her to the team)

risotto: that's melone. watch out.

ghiaccia: what the fuck do you mean watch out--

melone: hey if you're a professional figure skater how easily can you snap my neck with your thighs

[puhpandas]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Vanessa, Gregory and Freddy finally accomplish the goal they've been working towards for months: trapping the monster that hurt them all in a prison of their own making.

But it starts feeling less like something to celebrate when Gregory gets his leg shredded, Vanessa drowns in guilt over it, and Freddy and Gregory's separation anxiety starts to kick in when he's stuck in the hospital.

new 3 star fam fic!!!!!!!

[nu-metal-confessions]

I really need mick to snap my neck 😩

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[akindgentlelovinglady]

Sokka: if I kick someone I will surely break someone’s leg

Sokka: it will probably be mine but that’s still someone

[kitchenwitchlouise]

Good morning baby asparagus!

[antivanruffles]

The thing that drives me utterly bonkers about this game is the fact I CAN’T PROPERLY LOOK SHIT!

THAT DUDE BACK THERE WAS DEAD AND HE HAD A CROSSBOW. LET’S FUCKING TAKE IT COME ON!

[come-at-me-bromine]

Sometimes I forget that Calvin went to McLaren for a short period of time and probably passed Jason in the halls quite a bit and I find that really strange