#likea boss

[geliocentric]

No matter who you are you have done this.

Friend : do you know what this is

* hands me a uni physics exam Q19 *

Me : Pfffft, of course I do

Friend : what is it then

* thinks of string theory *

Friend : you don't know it, do you?

Me : Nah, wait just gimme a sec

* thinks about the the Big Bang theory tv show *

Me : * sings * And it all started with a big bang. BANG!

Friend : oh yeah it's the Romans chanting a new type of incantation . Thanks

Me : YOU'RE WELCOME.

* wipes hand across forehead *

Me : phew that was close

[eddiezj]

A few days ago at work i was pushing carts. So, i was moving the tiny ones that i call midgets off the curb and the stupid thing gets stuck and stops moving. At this point i'm still moving forward. The cart and i go sideways because it won't budge and the inertia from my body is going forward. I started to fall over and i was thinking: oh hell no , i'm not going to be trolled by this faggot a** cart. While i was falling i put my arms straight out and did a cartwheel to pull out of the downward spiral. My hands were dirty but i didn't fall. I noticed some people watching close by but i paid no attention. I just said aloud: like a boss. Then i continued working.

[bookofademigod]

guess who just finished their paper like a boss in oh two hours????!!!!!

dis girl!!! :D

[badwolfzheel]

Watching "Don't Look Under the Bed" because I'm awesome and recorded it all those years ago

[bittybopboop]

Nidalee ..LIKE A BOSS <3