The Restless Reader

TOG Paperback Short Story - The Captain and the Prince ACOMAF Target Exclusive Story EoS Barnes & Noble Short Story EoS Target Short Story Eos WHSmith Short Story liz. Multifandom Booklr Current Obsessions are: Paramore, Throne of Glass, Percy Jackson, A Court of Thorns and Roses, The Lunar Chronicles, The Grisha Trilogy, Hamilton, Swimming, The Kane Chronicles, Heros of Olympus, The Raven Cycle, Shatter Me Trilogy

[akashicrecord]

I wasn't ignoring your message I was being elusive and shy like a forest elf

[beemovieerotica]

[mikkeneko]

let's drive with papa

[catchymemes]

[woodelf68]

All of this delights me to no end.

[neddea]

…I’m actually speechless.

I wasn’t looking for any information about railroads and now I’m left with that + knowledge about spaceships, Roman chariots and one (1) unexpected but welcome joke.

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[jaywasablindpirate]

LOOK AT THE LITTLE DUDE 

[djpain619]

He’s just a little guy.

[kizzer55555]

This is why people get PHDs.

[utopians]

"sex scenes have no narrative purpose" is such a funny take on so many levels. people will really believe that the whole human experience is valuable to portray artistically except sex, which of course has never held emotional weight or significance for anybody

[utopians]

"what's the purpose of sex scenes in media??" well you see sometimes people have sex. sometimes it can be important even

[robogirldick]

yeah ok but i dont wanna watch straight sex scene number 1231234837582 in the middle of some movie thats clearly not fucking high art or anything, like please, tell me how the sex scene made jason X a deeper movie ill wait

[utopians]

you genuinely think that "the sex scene in Jason X, the movie about jason from Friday the 13th killing people in space, is bad" is a rebuttal to this point? like genuinely? genuinely? like you think that's the kind of sex scene I was talking about in the original post? you think when I'm talking about the artistic merit of sex scenes in movies you think I'm talking about the bit with the dominatrix in Jason X (2001) dir. James Isaac, the movie where Jason from Friday the 13th gets put in cryosleep and wakes up in the future on a spaceship where he starts killing people in outer space? you genuinely think this is the kind of movie and scene I'm referring to when I'm arguing for the potential artistic value of a type of scene? Jason X? Jason X? the one with Jason on a spaceship? you think that "well Jason X, the movie about Jason on a spaceship killing people in space, is bad" is a rebuttal to my point? Jason X? Jason X? J

[artinelysian]

elucien coloured sketch that I chipped away at in between comms🫶

[vivid-daze]

Petition to bring back the boop function next year for the ides of March where instead of a paw on the screen it’s a little knife that Caesar gets stabbed with

[totopopopo]

a good sumerian inexplicably donated five packs of 500 temporary tattoos to the classroom, each pack featuring identical pictures of a different invasive species of bug

[totopopopo]

i meant samaritan you jackasses i was typing with one hand bc i was putting on one of the temporary tattoos and it got autocorrected

[nieyao]

[chapeldean]

i’m only on reddit for r/Kevin

[chapeldean]

[notavalidblognamebut]

This thread under the post is the funniest thing I've seen today

[fibro-memes]

[quasi-normalcy]

The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.

[quasi-normalcy]

I’d just like to point out that every single thing that has happened in the 6 years since I created this post has only reinscribed its absolute moral correctness in my mind.

[victusinveritas]

Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.

[tonysaintborgi]

love how the king was just like nah let's see where the dog is going with this

[runespoor7]

The story was a poem by Albéric de Trois-Fontaines written during the XIIth century, so it's not a history of something that really truly actually happened! It's an earlier legend.

[imperfectlibrarian]

"kill them with kindness" WRONG. chair attack 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑

[imperfectlibrarian]

This post is now about a far-right politician and one of the best moments of Brazilian live TV:

[askfordoodles]

appreciating the added context

[freshpickle]

besties can I be real honest with you? I'm so fucking tired of not having enough money to live

[poughkeepsiesjr]

one of my students just came up to me and went "happy Monday. the situations never end." on GOD they don't, little buddy. On God they don't.

[asphodelon]

Tarot news! 🌿

Long time, no see! I wanted to share a couple of announcements about the Asphodelon Tarot:

(1) Work on a full deck is now underway! This will still take some time and I can’t say for sure when it’ll be finished (56 full paintings is a lot to squeeze in with the rest of my schedule), but I will share new pieces on occasion here and on my Tumblr.

(2) The full 78-card deck will be renamed the ✨MYTHOS TAROT✨! I wanted to pick an easier-to-spell, more evocative name for the full deck. This will also help differentiate it from the Major Arcana-only Asphodelon Tarot.

(3) I have a new website! Go to Asphodelon.com to view more information about my decks, and view tarot illustrations.

I’ll be sharing previews of new cards as they become available. Since we last left off with the Suit of Cups, I’ll be back tomorrow with the Seven of Cups!

[prairiies]