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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
art blog(derogatory)
gracie abrams
Monterey Bay Aquarium
One Nice Bug Per Day
Today's Document
RMH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Show & Tell
ojovivo
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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EXPECTATIONS
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Claire Keane
blake kathryn
seen from Vietnam
seen from Kuwait
seen from Bangladesh
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seen from Malaysia
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@geliocentric
“my battery is low and it’s getting dark” is so hauntingly human, so crushingly lonely. I can’t articulate the deep, profound ache that sentence evokes. It’s acceptance and defeat and terror and sadness all at once, all from one tiny machine we asked to explore the stars for us.
Kang Hodong: Do you know what kind of person I am?
Others: 🌸😌yes ofc😌🌸
Ten:
me, during sex: whats wrong
her: nothing
me, taking off the huge cowboy hat with neon lights that say “crab ranch” on it: no somethings wrong i can tell
Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭
“Whats your safe word?”
That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭
“You think I’m in pilates?”😭
“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo
Lol i need to be his friend
“Every strong man got a sensitive side”
Lmaooooooooooooooooo
“Ooo that’s cute”
Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?
COMET WHAT ARE YOU DOING
SUPER PLAYFUL HAPPY BODY LANGUAGE THAT CAT LOVES YOU TOO
damn son why are all the funniest and best posts on here always made by deactivated people? who killed them and wh
*slams reblog*
Klezmer dolphins.
I don’t know that I’ve reblogged anything faster in my entire tumblr life.
The one dancing and flailing at the end
When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died
The four you the next week
Pup interrupts soccer match, gives interview.
The commentator narrating the pup’s moves with the ball is AMAZING and I’m crying
THEY INTERVIEWED THE GOOD PUP! So happy! So pure! So deserving!!!
Me to men everywhere
the sexual tension between you and the other bearded guy reaching for the same carton of organic free range eggs
you lock eyes
“you go ahead” what the hell did you say that for? that’s the last carton
you study him as he reaches for the eggs and you can tell he works out, you think 3 maybe 4 times a week
you notice his college lanyard. a student? you look up and see his wrinkled brow no a professor
“thanks i owe you i would have had an earful from my wife if i didn’t grab these” he chuckles as he puts the eggs in his cart
his wife? why do you care
you open your mouth to reply but you stutter
“y yea no problem m man” what the hell what are you so nervous for?
op please keep going
Op Please
I dont even need the “binky fucks my mom now” edit the originals are so much funnier
i read the title of this post and was ready to be angry abt it but then i read the preview and that jst… completely obliterated my train of thought
