Oct 30, 2024
[slaps side of fic] this baby can hold so much weird sex stuff in it
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[slaps side of fic] this baby can hold so much weird sex stuff in it
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The older I get, the meaner I get...
I'm pretty sure in the next few years I'll start biting people!
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Additional Tags:
Kid Fic, not mpreg, but not-not mpreg?, Pregnancy Kink, Come play, i guess?, not tags I thought I'd ever be using on al gore's internet and yet here we are, lan sizhui deserves a sibling
Word count: 7.5k
Summary:
"Stop trying to make a baby with demonic cultivation," Lan Wangji says, firmly.
"Hmm…" Wei Wuxian responds.
Or: People have made some assumptions about how Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian acquired Sizhui, and Lan Qiren is ready for more grandchildren.
It is decided.
We are officially downsizing! Going to make the change from our 3 bedroom house to a fifth wheel!
The Grandmaster of Demonic Reproduction
by likeafox
E, 7k, wangxian
Summary: "Stop trying to make a baby with demonic cultivation," Lan Wangji says, firmly.
"Hmm…" Wei Wuxian responds.
Or: People have made some assumptions about how Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian acquired Sizhui, and Lan Qiren is ready for more grandchildren.
Excerpt: "Ah, but bringing little A-Yuan into the world was so hard already," Wei Wuxian jokes, pouting shamelessly at Lan Wangji. "Maybe this time I should go dig a baby up from the radish fields? Fish for one in the cold springs? Childbirth is difficult on the body, after all."
"Lying is forbidden in the Cloud Recesses," Lan Wangji says, giving Wei Wuxian's wrist a fond squeeze.
"How could you accuse me of lying, husband," Wei Wuxian replies, the back and forth familiar, a touch too intimate for their current company. But Wei Wuxian has always been shameless about his husband.
"Don't be ridiculous," Lan Qiren interrupts sharply, going red when Wei Wuxian's laugh cuts through the room again. "Surely you can repeat the process you used with Sizhui."
"Repeat... the process," Wei Wuxian asks, confused. "Wait. Do you think I birthed little A-Yuan myself?"
Lan Qiren purses his lips. "I don't know the specifics and I don't want to know them, but surely you can just do it again. For the good of the sect."
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