#lily stop

[mandysgirlf]

feral thoughts about this image 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[the-absurdity-archive]

My friend: I’m ugly :(

Me: No you aren’t, and I have authority as someone who likes women. I would totally date you if you were gay

[Later]

My friend: I think I might be bi?

My brain:

[slowdeathbyetudes]

i hate having ADHD. i sat down to do my homework but instead i wrote a piano sonata

[immortalsins]

biology is by far the weirdest subject to study

i’m sat here thinking about how the mrna carries the dna copy and amino acid coding to the ribosome and it does the strange protein synthesis thing, while all of it is going on right this second in the hand i’m writing with 

[notactuallyatreefrog]

punk's not dead... it's just taking a nap because it has chronic fatigue

[notactuallyatreefrog]

[ID: two pictures. the first is of actor timotheé chalamet, a white person with loose curly hair, thick eyebrows, and a sharp jawline. the second is a crested gecko, an orange lizard with large eyes. the two look somewhat similar. end ID]

hot take???

[notactuallyatreefrog]

[ID: an edited comic of a dog holding a frisbee. the first panel it says “please do homework” as the dog pleads. the next a hand reaches for the frisbee and the dog looks angry with the text “no focus!” the last panel zooms in on the dog to say “only stare at computer.” end ID]

[notactuallyatreefrog]

that chronic pain feeling when you're happy to have a bunch of painful mosquito bites because it's a distraction from the usual aches