I Think The Name’s Self-Elxpanatory

Lily (or Lil) • 16 • she/they • lesbian 🏳️‍🌈 currently yearning full-time • band nerd • owner of a weird life

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Considering I’ve been on here for quite a while, I figured it’s probably time I made a blog description type post... thing.

A list of people I do not want interacting with this blog:

Sexists/ misogynists

Homophobes

TERFs

Transphobes

Racists

Cishet men (this is not because I hate all cishet men, because I don’t. It’s because this isn’t the place for them)

Generally bad people

My asks are open to anyone with questions, people looking for advice (though I may not give the best), or idk of you have a funny joke or story or somethin.

I’m open to meeting new people/ making friends as long as you are near my age and not one of the kinds of people on the DNI list.

Hope you’re having a good day/ night 😊

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the tubas: arguing abt something or other to do with marching band, likely a wrong note of being out of time

tuba 1: do you think tuba 2 was out of step/played the wrong note

me: idk, why would i watch tuba 2’s feet during a set?

this happened all the time, my dots were very often in between them

Excellent.

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BD: (to percussion) “Whose part says tambourine and you didn’t get a tambourine out to play it?”

Trombone: “Sorrryyy”

[susiephone]

i literally cannot stop. will reblog with the link once i’m done.

[susiephone]

LET’S GET META, Y’ALL

[kiribakuhappiness-deactivated20]

Hm…

[blue-hail]

[starsamongebony]

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[fuckyeah2000s]

what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!

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A Tranquil Winter Scene, 2022

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Help my friends and I are going to have a competition to see who can dress the straightest what should I wear

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

do you ever touch the wrong texture and your body's just like "welp we're gonna stop breathing now" and then you're frozen in your kitchen holding a piece of plastic wrap while your mom looks at you with concern and bewilderment

or just me

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“I love me some Jack Sparrow. Gotta be one of my favorite gemders. Why did I say gemders. With an m.”

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can i just like send you random asks of band quotes?

Absolutely! That sounds awesome!

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what do you play? also the trombone quotes are very accurate.

I play flute, thanks for asking!

[lord-of-the-weird]

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Sis: “do you think it’s something we could grate?”

Me: “It would be too small if you grated it.”

Me: “That’s a grate idea though.”

[impishglee]

keanu reeves laughing in the interviewers face at the concept of nfts. another win for the 1/4 chinese gang

[impishglee]

LMAO

[honestlyitsjustsam]

What a man

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the gay urge to prove you’re as strong as the Tough Guy in your class when moving your teacher to a new room

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The plot of Inside Out according to my friend who hasn’t seen it in years:

“So there’s this girl, and there’s the yellow people in her head. And there’s the one with the balls. Oh no that’s not what I meant. I mean there’s the one with the blue hair that controls the balls.”

[kiwiisuugar]

hi just a reminder to those with finals coming up!!!

your grades don’t determine your worth.

your grades don’t determine your worth.

your grades don’t determine your worth.

your grades don’t determine your worth.