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[rinnieart]

[bigtransmoods]

My packer arrived and I’m wearing it and honestly I feel almost tearful. It looks right, it feels right and the happiness I feel is something indescribable.

[emmavakarian-theirin]

Alastair Parker as "Limpy: - ‘The Girl Who Died’ Doctor Who (S9, E5)

(aka blackwall’s voice actor as blackwall)

[solocontenido]

So, there was a fire next door. At the chicken slaughterhouse where Rocky spends the day, apparently no human loss. The fire truck was blocking my driveway, and as soon as I turned back and parked elsewhere, I came back to the building to see if Rock was okay. Here he is appy and loving as ever!

[reincarnatedonthefirst]

I'm moving up in the world. I finally came across a client who takes drugs for erectile dysfunction.

When he came in, we fooled around a little and then he announced that he needed to use the bathroom later. I told him to go now.

He was in there for a while. I heard what sounded like small plastic or metal objects hitting the granite counter in the bathroom. I just rolled my eyes and continued writing an email to another client while I waited.

When he emerged, he confessed to giving his penis a shot of get-hard-juice with a needle (may have been a drug called Trimix). I jokingly said, "Really?! I wish you would have let me watch!" 😆

Like, bro - shooting up your limp dick with drugs so you can stay hard? There's all kinds of comedy in that. Starting with the fact that the pharma industry is making bank off men who want to keep a sex life while still having a shitty diet. I could tell from the client's swollen legs that he had diabetes. Hell yes, I wanna watch you stick a needle in your dick…

Anyway, the shot didn't work and he stayed limp throughout the entire appointment. He was sweet at least. Late 60's and he'd just retired. He was actually surprisingly skilled at giving oral...

I usually throw clients a bone and try to get into it so they can hear me having an orgasm although it takes them so much work because they're all so bad at it. So, as usual, while he was down there getting things going, I decided to fantasize about British Twat (in those fantasies, the roles are switched and Britiish is dominant while I'm submissive and he's doing me in the back of his Range Rover).

Well, after a while, things started to build up. I could feel my orgasm coming but, as usual, I assumed it wasn't quite there yet. I don't know if the client could sense that the orgasm was building but he went in on target, kept a steady rhythm, and I came quick! It was as if he forced it out of me. Best oral I've ever had. I couldn't believe this 69 year old man could pull that off. Go fucking figure.

Anyway, he says he wants to see me next week. It was an easy enough appointment since there was no penetration so I'm up for it.

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🦃 Limpy's Adventures S1E2 "Alright Everyone, Chill" ❄

Limpy has been on a break while we’ve been working on other content but will be back soon enough! Until then, here is the re-run from last year in case you missed it. Below is the second episode of Limpy’s Adventure’s, which answers the age old question; Where do Turkey’s go for Thanksgiving? To the coldest place imaginable, the Eastern Antarctic Plateau of course! Temperatures recorded in…

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The winner of the Limpy cornhole board is…

The winner of the Limpy cornhole board is…

Please email [email protected] if that was your ticket number by 5pm on Tuesday. If not, we’ll got to the alternates. Thank you for all the incredible feedback today and we hope to see you back on the site on a daily basis.

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