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I have almost 100pgs left in Project Hail Mary and I have a single criticism so far, which is that the miniships that will return to Earth with info from Tau Ceti should be called turtles, and named Michaelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo, and Raphael.

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Bought the Give Me Back My Money Ea Nasir tumblr bracelet, and the most tumblr thing about it might be that it printed off-centre

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Scheduling crab day the day after good omens season 2 drops might have been a mistake

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Thoughts I had while watching the Sound of Music Last night

God WHERE is the batman Catwoman au of this

Bruce and his gaggle of children and Catwoman who --

Okay I love and ship Bruce and Selina to the day I die and then from beyond the grave but

Obviously for this au to work

Maria is Clark

Wholesome Clark whose in his journalism degree and gets some summer job tutoring the notorious Wayne children

And falls in love with Bruce while revealing his softer side and teaching the kids wholesome farm activities and songs

He organizes the family into the most delightful talent show entry

This doesn't even have to be a powers au

Oh my god it's even funnier of there's 'no powers' so Bruce and the kids are THE SAME, VIGILANTING maybe not in costumes, but running neighborhood walk-home-in-the-dark-safely patrols

But Clark is just a regular beefcake himbo journalist, no x-ray vision or bullet proof

Jesus make Selina the Baroness

She and Bruce get along famously, the kids actually like her, it was really more of a marriage of convenience/business purposes but Selena can see Bruce's moon eyes whenever Clark built like a brick shithouse making the buttons on his shirts strain to hold the shirt together like Chris Evans holding the helicopter in captain America 2 Kent is within eyesight

And she's like Bruce, babe, if you and Clark ever wanna try for a menage a trois, call me, but in the meantime, our convenience marriage would be pointless when you have a genuine love based marriage looking at you whenever it thinks you're looking away and you're both too dumb to realize you're actively pining after each other simultaneously, so saddle up and go get your man

And the reason Clark leaves is half he doesn't realize the Bruce and Selina thing is more besties with benefits than actual romance, and also he's conflicted with the ethics of being constantly horny around his employer and also teaching the precocious children of the man he wants to bang like a screen door in a hurricane

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Cat life, and friends of cat lifers

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