what if we were dating but instead of kissing you were a swordsman and I was a princess who’s also technically the goddess and we were cursed by some dude that’s slightly hot in the monsterfucker way to be sent into a never ending time loop of blood and romance except for that one time you ran off with the goth chick and also the slightly hot dude had a son that gets beat up by you most the time ??? It’d be pretty cool right














