How are you today handsome?
@linoleum-muncher asked:
So Mr Wayne, what's it like being Gotham's most eligible bachelor?
"Oh, I'm amazing, thank you for asking. And so is that, but I do have one complaint..."
"Everyone forgets that I like both men and women. What's the use of being so devilishly handsome if none of the boys want to play? If you know of someone... Well, I'd gladly take their name."















