Everyone has their secrets, right?

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Mr. Wayne, this is a dumb question, but do you like tomatoes?

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After everything that's happened, how do you stay in a city like Gotham?

“I... Don’t know.”

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What's with the bat symbol on your tie?

“The teenagers in my care told me it would be a ‘Bad idea’ and ‘Raise pointless suspicion’ but then Jasi Mean, a coworker, told me ‘Do it pussy’ and so I listened to the reasonable voice in the group and I did it.”

“Also I’m a Batman stan.’

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What’s it like being a billionaire in Gotham?

Anonymous asked:

Hey Mr. Wayne, what’s it like running Wayne enterprises? What do you get up to on your days and nights off?

“Well both would be much more fun if I actually had access to my own money-”

“--As for that, I’m... Sure you can use your... Imagination.”

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Mr. Wayne can you confirm you aren't secretly Thomas Elliot? Just in case.

“Is this a joke? My friend is dead. Tommy Elliot died years ago by the hands of The Joker.”

“So, no, I am not Tommy Elliot. Because he is dead. Do you know how offensive saying something like that is?”

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Mr. Wayne, if you’re funding the Batman, have you met him? What’s he like?

Anonymous asked:

Batman seems pretty handsome.. what do you think?

“Batman?... Way too young for my tastes. Pass.”

“He’s an awkward sort, honestly. I don’t think he’s ever heard of a good time in his life. His kid, though? Little robin? He bites. Don’t get too close. I do catch myself wondering where Nightwing went, though...”

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Good afternoon, Mr. Wayne. I am curious, how good is your relationship with Miss Kyle? :)

“I had her heart, once. Now I don’t.”

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We all remember when you were unlawfully incarcerated in Arkham City a while back, and uh I was wondering if you had come in contact with any... prominent criminals? Sorry sir I’m a bit of a fanatic for them lololol

“I... Can’t quite recall. As far as I’m aware, I was kept quite separate from the ‘prominent criminals’, but...”

“...I do recall meeting The Riddler. Not something I’d like to do again, but then again...”

“He has reformed and formed his own small business, perhaps it... Could be a point of interest.”

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How are your kids? It's such a big family, must be great!

“You’re here, clearly, Damian was certainly here, and Cassandra gave me a very firm glare. --Dick, where the hell is Timothy?”

“--I don’t know.”

“You don’t know.”

“He- I don’t know. Tell them he’s studying abroad or something. I hate that you’re doing this, by the way.”

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What are your opinions on vigilantes Mr. Wayne?

“My opinion on vigilantes? My, my, I thought that was pretty clear considering the fact I’m-”

“--Uhh...”

“I’m funding Batman. It was in the news, didn’t you see? It’s a very serious matter.”

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How are you today handsome?

@linoleum-muncher asked:

So Mr Wayne, what's it like being Gotham's most eligible bachelor?

"Oh, I'm amazing, thank you for asking. And so is that, but I do have one complaint..."

"Everyone forgets that I like both men and women. What's the use of being so devilishly handsome if none of the boys want to play? If you know of someone... Well, I'd gladly take their name."

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Ever wondered what the Billionaire Playboy does in his free time? Well now you can ask him yourself!