The inherent homoeroticism of plotting to murder your former roommate with poison mushrooms but ultimately deciding to push him off a ravine instead because he found out that you murdered a farmer during a bacchanal

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The inherent homoeroticism of plotting to murder your former roommate with poison mushrooms but ultimately deciding to push him off a ravine instead because he found out that you murdered a farmer during a bacchanal
The Secret History by Donna Tartt a brief summary
One of my absolute favorite exchanges in the entirety of The Secret History
Camilla: ok I can tell by their vibe that this new person is gonna like us, we just have to make a good first impression
Francis, with dismay: but how do we do that?
Camilla: *sighs and whistles*
Charles: *struts in from the other room*
If We Were Villains is just: Shakespeare! Gays! Murder and betrayal! Angst! Repression and denial! Theatre kids! Ambiguous ending! Women and POC characters that are essential to the plot! Only-one-bed trope! The Aesthetic!
If I had the chance to be a member of a toxic and pretentious clique that studied the classics I wouldn’t get murdered by them
rip to Bunny Corcoran but I’m different
Dark Academia has got me stranded on the shores of metahemeralism in a tweed blazer and secondhand oxfords
Oliver really pulled the ultimate “Not to me. Not if it’s you.” to James didn’t he?