#liteleavesdarksees

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liteleavesdarksees: look truly bad boys who are edgy and dangerous don't come up with convoluted plans to tell boys they met five years ago that they have pretty eyes

liteleavesdarksees: they just don't

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OTABEK ALTIN

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life (oh Otabek. we don’t even get that much of him but I already love him)hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang (as with The Husbands, he belongs with boys, not me)hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff (he planned that fucking motorcycle ambush with a level of devotion only a Hufflepuff could have. though he def has some Gryffindor chivalry in there, too)best quality: he is a dorkasaurus and I wish the fandom would appreciate itworst quality: he has no bad qualitiesship them with: YURIO. also pre-canon JJBek can be okbrotp them with: the Russian Skating Fam, I love the idea of Mila being like a wingwoman for Otayurineeds to stay away from: everyone who isn’t Yuriomisc. thoughts: he is a sweet boy who wears grandpa sweaters and has had a crush on the same boy for FIVE FUCKING YEARS and planned how he was going to meet him again. is that not the most loser thing ever? he wears…gold crushed velvet?!? Long Story Short, he is not this #daddybek thing the fandom has invented. Please stop, you are all embarrassing yourselves

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YURI PLISETSKY

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life (I’m not as big of a Yurio fan as you are but he is a good smol angery son)hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang (he is much too young for me but he is a pretty boy)hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff (I feel like this is the least contentious sorting in this fandom)best quality: he loves kitty cats and is graceful and beneath all his anger, truly loves many people, particularly His Dadsworst quality: needs to chill. His Dads need to put him in the cornership them with: Otabek of course!!! And his one-sided baby crush on Yuuri is adorablebrotp them with: The Dads and the rest of the Russian skating fandom. I like the idea of him and Phichit bonding over them both being different types of Little Shits. JJ trying and failing to be his friend is also very funnyneeds to stay away from: Pliroy and Victurio. he is also not ace, eithermisc. thoughts: whenever I think of Yurio from now on I’ll think of when we were watching YOI with your friends and you were really really drunk and you wouldn’t stop saying “Yuri is my son” or “Yuri is ME” over and over

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lmao what about Georgi

general opinion: fall in a hole and die [georgi as a person] | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! [georgi as a character] | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang (he needs to lose that haircut. and that make-up. christ. the only reason victor didn’t have a full-body shudder as soon as he saw that is he’s probably used to it by now)hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff (but he’s like, “chivalrous” and “bold” in a fuckboy way. he’s one of those guys who writes those dating profiles that’s like “I know how to treat you right” and also “NO GAMES”)best quality: he makes me laugh a lot, and I’m glad Sayo Yamamoto could get her “boys are dumb, throw rocks at them” commentary in thereworst quality: everythingship them with: my OTP is georgi/moving on. people have started writing georgi/jj lately though and while i don’t think that’s likely, it makes me laugh really hardbrotp them with: yurio and mila and the rest of the russian skating fam laughing at him brings me joy. he and mickey probably are also friends on whatever slimy subreddit they both frequentneeds to stay away from: anya. even she agrees with me!misc. thoughts: georgi is the one and only heterosexual in that entire show

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JEAN-JACQUES LEROY

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life (oh JJ, you big doofus. how can i or anyone hate you. except yurio. i get why he does)hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang (he is cute but he reminds me of every douchey hockey bro I grew up around)hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff (dear lord. JJ is the MOST Gryffindor. can you imagine him as Quidditch captain with Yurio as the Slytherin one?)best quality: I like that he’s not actually on top of the world and has some anxiety of his own! also, I’m sure he drives his competitors insane but his blunt awkwardness is endearing af in a character, makes him a lot of fun to watch. Especially when it’s in the voice of Tamaki Suoh in the subbed versionworst quality: his sexist comments toward Yurio + you know he has the worst taste in musicship them with: Isabella, ofc! I’m increasingly a fan of the “JJ and Otabek made out when Otabek trained in Canada” thing but it’s not a strong thing. It would be funny if Seung-Gil kissed him like he does all the married bi boys. I also put him in the pile of other competitors who have or have had crushes on Yuuri, I mean just look at how he visualized Yuuri in episode 11 lolbrotp them with: I like him and Otabek as having been friends at least, and you’ve successfully sold me on JJ trying to be Yurio’s friend, completely unsuccessfully. Especially post-Otayuri get-togetherneeds to stay away from: I do not get Pliroy!!! I don’t!! I WON’T!misc. thoughts: in the words of Sayo Yamamoto, “I think that’s enough about JJ”

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ALSO SARA

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life (like mila, I need MORE of her, but I love her so far)hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang (MARRY ME)hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff (I honestly have no idea? so I’m putting her in my house. dwi)best quality: she handles all that crap with mickey the very best anyone can do, A+.worst quality: does not existship them with: MILA obviously. I also like that fic where Yuuko keeps competing, and she and Sara hook upbrotp them with: sorry, Emil, she’s too gay for you, but you can be friends. I also love her friendship with Yuuri! everyone who has been shown to seek out friendships with Yuuri is a Very Good, have you noticed that.needs to stay away from: her brother. also remember when people thought she was going to be shipped with Yuuri? BAD.misc. thoughts: I really just want more of her character outside of the siscon subplot! because she is gorgeous and great

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WAIT THAT REMINDS ME. MICKEY.

why

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life [uggghhhhhhh]hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang [he could be cute i guess but that haircut is stupid]hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff [IN ALL THE WRONG WAYS]best quality: i like that he skates to something based on “l’homme armé” and his purple eyesworst quality: where do you start? HE HAS THE HOTS FOR HIS SISTER. grossship them with: Emil. Mickey is totally a repressed gay deep down. i’m not sure how he accomplished it in this homophobia-free world, but he did. Emil is into both Crispinos but Sara is gay and belongs with Mila, so Mickey gets himbrotp them with: idek???? Emil if they don’t kiss, I guessneeds to stay away from: HIS SISTERmisc. thoughts: I really hope he’s actually supposed to be an oblique reference to Miki “Mickey” Kaoru in Utena because that’s the only justifying putting fuckin’ siscon in YOI

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i should add this is only on mobile. i can see all of the notes on the desktop site

thats super weird

i can see the NSFW flag on mobile and desktop so??? idk