what if you are late to the morning skate and a guy said "lmao the fuck were you doing? buttfucking with the other guy again in your officially domiciled beachfront property? lmfao no wonder they saying you both are gay" and this is mortifying to you because you were indeed fucking and it was not serious and whenever other people made fun of you and chirped you for being gay it was not fr and you chirped them back for being even more gay and everything was fine and everyone knew it was a joke but now everyone is suddenly treating it like its fr and they are saying in podcasts that its fr and they are writing articles and news stories about how its fr and they are dropping the "b" off of the "bromance" and its AWFUL and HORRIBLE!! it was harmless fun! ! its not supposed to be like this! if you were late to practice over morning fuck it was supposed to be an achievement like wow he gets so much pussy! but its shameful and wrong and everybody knows now!!! WHY IS IT FR!!!! WHY IS IT FR NOW!!! STOP TREATING ME LIKE THIS!!!!! i dont actually want any of this to be like that!! i want a wife and a marriage and a kid and a home and a dog and to be normal man doing normal stuff! i want a summer wedding with all the teammates invited and to tell mom and dad theyll be grandparents soon!!! I never said ill be loosing this just to suck some dick!!!
So anyway that's why I'm my own person and I am not defined by some past teammates that were overhyped by the media. We were both very different players and never really played that much together, so I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative. Thank you for your attention.
the way my stupid one wild and precious life would fr be better if at least three fics like this would appear on ao3 at least every week.