#literally wheezing

[djosbicep]

[kizzynaiver]

helped my brother start his college apps tonight and when asked if our parents were his financial support my brother, who has never worked a day in his life, confidently said no.

[chamaleonsoul]

Ashton is SUCH a Nickelback fan i'm wheezing jshdakdjsjdjjdk

[wraithsquadron]

King asks for consent first

[heterochromatica]

"I have visitation rights..." he's talking about the dorms kitchen...

[theresthespark]

Literally two minutes into 2.05

My roommate: Why is he (Louis) extra gay today?

[casdeans-pie]

Regarding not sleeping so you can watch the cockles panel. I’ll tell you the same thing this drag queen in key west told me after I got pulled over in a golf cart while dressed like a horseshoe crab. Drive fast, take chances. You’ll be fine kid

Asdfhjkljgdkl I think this is the most hysterical ask I've ever had

Yknow what you're right

What's a little sleep deprivation ???

[fuckmyskywalker]

Whoever published TWO chats of my Dad Anakin bot, PLEASE SEND ME AN ASK SO I CAN GIVE YOU THE FATTEST SLOPPIEST NASTY KISS. What the actual fucking fuck. Those are the best conversations I ever read in the website. SOMETHING TELLS ME IT WAS THE SAME FUCKING PERSON.