Angels are weird

Pie - 33 - UK - Aroace - Angel Lore Enthusiast - She/Her - Barista & Writer - AO3: Featherpie - Main Acc: Izupie

[casdeans-pie]

☆ You can call me Pie ☆

She/Her -- UK -- 33 -- AroAce

♡ ::: Destiel -- Coffee -- Fanfiction -- Pumpkin (My Cat) -- Angel Wings -- Angel Lore ::: ♡

AO3 ::: Featherpie

Fic Collection :::

Cabin of Feathers (Werebird!Cas slowburn) ---- Angel Studies 101 (Angel lore book wip) ---- Flicker, Fizzle, Pop (Flustered Cas explodes lightbulbs) ---- You're my Happy Place (Valentines fluff) ---- Shine for Me (Cas's handprint glows) ---- Carve My Love Into Your Bones (Rib carvings talk)

Ficlet Collection :::

Angel Erogenous Zone ---- Angel Blade Sexual Tension ---- Holy Fire Glasses (True Form Cas) ---- Post-Canon Fluff ---- Trueform scars ---- MichaelSword!Dean ---- The Lake ---- Dean with Cas's Grace ---- Possess me, Castiel ---- Cigarettes ---- Loud Thoughts ---- Dragon Rider AU ---- Angel Coffee Shop ---- Wing Scars

❤️Ko-Fi ::: Izupie

Main Blog ::: @izupie

Also I'm sorry but Misha Collins retweeted my latte art and I'm never going to shut up about it ♡

[casdeans-pie]

I'm this close (my fingers are touching) to thinking of pokemon teams for spn characters in a pokemon AU

[casdeans-pie]

Oh I forgot about this I'm gonna do it

[rhizobiums-deactivated20230217]

this is the worst fucking advice anyone has given

[stonelions]

i missed most of restraintstiel week but i figured i might as well post kitty cas, which was where my mind went for day 1: collar

do not ask me how he came to be in this predicament i do not know, but i'm sure these two will sort it out lol

[lazarrusrising]

They should have had a scene where the bad guy throws Dean (likely scenario) and Cas goes to catch him but halfway through Dean's arc through the air Cas remembers that a human man moving at speed towards an immovable object (angel) will hurt just as much as the wall he's trying to protect him from, so Dean hits Cas and he just folds like laundry, cradling Dean's body so tenderly even as they both hit the ground, and it works, the impact is swallowed in the soft heat of Cas's arms and Dean is so genuinely flustered that he just lays there on top of Cas even as the bad guy advances on them and Cas has to roll over Dean and shield him from a blow, and then he does get a little murderous because How Dare you think you can touch Dean Winchester? and he smites the fuck out of the bad guy and Dean is still laying on the ground just bright fucking red and wide eyed

[pastacreeperx1]

Here's a small drawing of destiel for pride month 🏳️‍🌈!!

Happy pride month to everyone (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[probuccalfat]

dead serious normalize having an average boring ass life where you have enough to meet your needs we do not need to be remarkable we just need to be alive

[angelcasendgame]

i simply cannot get over cas’ face post godstiel arc. he literally went 🥺 and everyone forgave him

[xofemeraldstars]

[casdeans-pie]

I sleep well at night knowing nobody not even the CW themselves can ungay that angel 🌈

[zero-oclock-art99]

The freckles man✨️

First time drawing Dean and oh god

[skysmadness]

a (yearning) knight and his prince(s)

i made a sort of part two

[pbeeanjay]

just being

[marvelhead17]

Destiel fic idea (cause apparently there aren't enough)

Hallmark-esque movie style AU, where the Winchesters are farmers and have nothing supernatural ever going on. Sammy went off to pursue his dreams of becoming a lawyer in the city, and during the weeks to Christmas/New Year he goes home to visit Dean.

His boss/coworker, Castiel Novak, who's never really had family/close friends (a workaholic) is annoyed that he can't reach Sam but luckily found an address and goes to insist there's a case they need to work on.

Bonus points if Castiel finds Dean chopping wood shirtless in a barn during a snowy day/night.

If anyone has seen fics like this already please drop their name below 💜 and feel free to write this, I'd love to be tagged though for reading interest and credit.

[colorlessjay]

Picture the scene

Cas is a city man, first time in the countryside. He doesn't want to be here; every relative he's had has only ever told him horror stories about places like this. The smell, the people, the mannerisms, all of it was things that went against Castiel knew and grew up with. "Ruffience," his aunt would call them, along with other more colorful language

But this is an important case. He has a duty to his client, and he needs Sam Winchester to look through all the new evidence with him. He's frustrated with the man for up and leaving at such an important time (It's really not, they have another few weeks)

Every person he's asked in the small town uses phrases Castiel couldn't fully understand. The folks seem to know "the Winchester boys" and keep asking Castiel what he wants with "The Moose." Whatever that means

So here Cas finds himself, wandering through someone's property because he has no idea where this "Cabin in the Woods" is, but has a vague idea where he might find it

And instead, he finds a man who should be on the cover of a magazine, playing lumberjack

And boy, he plays it well

Dean Winchester, town sweetheart and resident menace to bakeries, is confused as to why there's a dorky lil dude in a trenchcoat sneaking around his side of the woods

"Not for nothin'. stranger, but last person I caught sneakin' around these parts got shot." He throws out an easy warning

He doesn't expect the scruffy lil dude to tilt his head and ask "By who?"

"What?"

"If people often get shot here, you should probably chop wood somewhere safer"

"... huh?"

"In fact, perhaps you should've informed the authroities-"

Think of the shinanigans

[casdeans-pie]

Love everything about this post

If we lean even further into the hallmark movie tropes you could have Cas hate christmas because he's never had anyone to celebrate it with and he usually just works from home during the holidays anyway.

So he learns the true meaning of christmas via the Winchesters and their friends and family

Cas slowly learns to loosen up - he starts in his full suit and coat, then ditches the coat, rolls up his sleeves, and eventually ends up borrowing Dean's clothes by the end.

Hannah, Cas's secretary, wont stop making passes at him (nobody knows he's gay) and she's very persistent with her messages and calls. There's a big miscommunication mix up where Dean thinks she's already his girlfriend and that Cas is clearly straight and he has no chance.

Cas is still trying to get his work done while he's staying in the Winchester's spare room, but he can't stop looking through the window and watching Dean brush down the horses. He keeps sneaking snacks to them and telling them not to rat him out to Sam for it. Cas can feel himself falling for him.

They do that thing where Dean teaches Cas how to chop firewood by standing behind him with his arms wrapped around, so he can grip his hands, guiding him into the motion.

HALLMARK FLUFF

[colorlessjay]

YEEESSSSS

and of course, we CAN'T forget about the cooking scene. It's a hallmark classic

Cas wants to help Dean in the kitchen, but has never cooked or baked anything for more than one person in his entire life.

It gets super messy, and they have a little food fight in the kitchen that ends with Dean pinning Cas's flour-covered hands to the counter. They're both laughing and out of breath, staring at each other. Then Sam interrupts, and they pretend it didn't happen

Dean, in the very beginning, thinks Cas is some snooty, silver-spoon city boy who thinks he's too good for a little dirt under his fancy shoes. And through the story, he learns that Cas is passionate about his job and dedicated to his clients. His clients are not just a single person, but organizations that help the environment, that the case is important because it could save lives in the long run

Oh. and of course, the obligatory snowball fight scene where Cas learns that he's allowed to be immature and Dean sees him in a much different light when he lets himself go

[profanitybasedfun]

Don't forget the part where Cas asks Dean where the nearest shopping mall is so he can get a couple Christmas gifts. He is thinking of Sam and Dean, but Dean thinks he means for his secretary girlfriend. So Dean (ever the masochist snoop) offers to go with him to the mall under the guise of needing a few last minute gifts himself.

When Dean is caught admiring a particular pair of panties in the window at VS/PINK he tries to lie and say he was going to suggest Cas look in this store for something for his girlfriend. This is how he finds out Cas is not actually dating her, but planning on replacing her soon because of how uncomfortable she makes him with all the flirting (and this was really the last straw, the whole making 'hot lumberjack Dean' think they were dating thing). This is also how Dean finds out Cas is gay and Cas develops the sneaking suspicion Dean actually wanted those panties for himself. (Queue Cas' actual wet dream of 'hot lumberjack Dean' in the panties he was caught looking at in the mall and all his guilty weirdness the following day.)

Bonus points if Cas is stuck in town because of snow or car trouble or something equally cliche. Hallmark movies are all about that.

I can't decide which would be funnier - Sam being oblivious while Cas and Dean flirt and fall in love, then catching them making out and losing his shit cuz he doesn't know either of them were gay/ bi.

OR

Sam knowing they are both gay/bi and practically dieing trying not to laugh at both of them thinking they're at all subtle with their obvious crush or sneaky when they start fooling around. He loves them both, suspected this might happen if they ever met, and pretends not to notice anything is amiss. Acts oblivious when they jump apart or make up terrible excuses to be alone at the same time. Meanwhile he's texting Jess and Charlie with updates and they're all gossiping the whole time.

UGH! I love Destiel Hallmark tropes SO MUCH!!!!

[alices--angel]

fics with touch-starved cas. you agree

[pigsflyinginspace]

Just a Dean Winchester appreciation post. That’s it.

*whispers* find me on instagram

[colorlessjay-destielblog]

Just two old men enjoying the sunset

Happy pride month