when the classic novel you're reading has surprise lesbians
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when the classic novel you're reading has surprise lesbians
When is some brick-house himbo of a man gonna whisk me off to the Galapagos to hunt for lizards in my bathrobe
“This is my roman empire”
boring ❌
overdone ❌
what the fuck does that even mean ❌
“This is my green light across the bay”
interesting ✅
displays intellect ✅
clever literary reference to great american masterpiece The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald ✅
moby dick characters, explained
Ishmael: Here to think Deep Thoughts
Ahab: Anger issues. Admits he’s down to fight the sun. Throws random temper tantrums and breaks shit just because he can. King of Edge (tm)
Queequeg: Daddy. Absolute daddy. The epitome of “I can’t die unless I give consent”
Starbuck: The only one with a braincell. poor man. Also a pussy who wouldn’t shoot his crazy captain
Stubb: Stoned out of his mind. Gives absolutely no shits.
Flask: HERE TO KILL WHALES. WHY? BECAUSE HE LIKES TO KILL WHALES. FUCK YOU.
Pip: Someone left him to soak for too long
Blacksmith: Tragic Backstory (tm)
Carpenter: Overworked and underpaid.
‼️ medieval bird happiness poll ‼️
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on a scale from
(canterbury tales)
to
(sir gawain and the green knight)
......how we feeling out there tonight?
maken melodye :)
unblythe upon bare twygges :(
obsessed with the fact that ishmael and queequeg are looking for this particular inn in nantucket specifically bc they heard the chowder is good
...and then when they find it, and the landlady tries to get them to pick their chowder flavours, ishmael somehow has no idea what's going on
like he really thinks the landlady is going to serve both him and queequeg a single cold clam for dinner?
the "mystery" is explained when the chowder comes out. at the place they tracked down specifically for the chowder.
oh ishmael. you sweet simple soul.
in fact, given his self-description as "broad-shouldered",
...i am forced to conclude that ishmael is a himbo.
no wonder queequeg locked that shit down on the spot. wife material.
little known fact: ahab is actually short for All Hwhales Are Bastards
mrs hussey thank u for ur service