Dec 16, 2017
My sister just put sliced deli ham in her oatmeal.
I’m not sure what to think about that
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My sister just put sliced deli ham in her oatmeal.
I’m not sure what to think about that
yfip: @coldandheat-together - comes up with awesome headcanons - is obsessed with teenage ColdWave - randomly makes her fam nice things - is cute
oH MY GOD!! My littlest sis just took my armada starscream and prime starscream and made them kiss. She made the noise and everything.
She came back: "O.W.Ls are your Bat Mitzvah!"
Littlest Sis has a point...
Littlest Sis: [tromps down stairs] What movie are you watching?
Me: Iron Man Two.
Littlest Sis: What's going on?
Me: Tony's dying, so he's been pushing away Rhodey and Pepper so they won't feel bad when he kicks it. [pause] Tony makes bad decisions a lot.
Littlest Sis: A lot? Tony makes bad decisions all the time! They made three movies about it.
Littlest sis:
To Lil sis: “Mama said you’re going to be one of those old ladies who ends up in a box of kittens on the street… It’s ok, I’ll take care of you when you die!” (Not true)
To me: “Mama said you sound like a dying whale when you sing.” (also not true)
"Is that a picture of a hospital or a hotel?"
- Puberty is when you get crowned by the sass-fairy (in my family), apparently.
I don’t know I’m going to handle the two of them. God forbid we’re ever all 3 of us on our periods at the same time -.-
Conversation with Littlest Sis:
Leah: I have basketball tomorrow.
Me: Oh yeah? Is it practice or a game?
Leah: Practice. Practice. The game is next week.
Me: Oh, well excuse me. Are you gonna win?
Leah: No.
Me: No? Why?
Leah: Because we suck. I mean, everyone else sucks.
Me: Ah. So if the team was nothing but Leahs, you'd win.
Leah: Yeah. Make some clones.
Me: I'll work on that. What will the clones do when they're not playing basketball?
Leah: Work in a factory.
Me: Making what?
Leah: More Leahs.
Me: And what will those Leahs do?
Leah: Work in the factory.