#lizard repliez

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let mama rub your meat

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ALL OF THE QUESTIONS. DO IT NOW.

ALL OF THEM??? jksfksdfhk ok anythin for you baby!!!

1) Describe them in 3 words

radiant genius babe!!!

2) Their favourite style of clothing

super colorful eclectic vaporwave!!

3) What mannerisms do they have?

very emotive and prone to hyperbole and enthusiastic abt stuff!!!

4) Do they play an instrument?

not like currently? like ik ya had lessons for violin for a bit and ya showed me that vid of ya w/ the otamatone 

5) How did you meet/become introduced to them?

beardjacket owns both our asses

6) Favourite thing they’ve ever said/texted/messaged?

is it cheating to say all our jam sessions? fhhfskjd but also just ya say cute and nice stuff to me and it makes me really happy

7) What do you like doing with them?

just talkin abt whatever and making horrible jokes

8) Their favourite colour

pink!

9) Do they keep up to date on pop culture?

to an extent? like not celeb culture but in general

10) Sweetest thing they’ve done for you?

FUCKIN PROPOSED DUDE WOW GAY

11) Have you dreamed about them?

yeah!!

12) Have they dreamed about you? (if you know)

yeah!!

13) Can they dance?

oh idk! i can’t tho so if you can’t we match! 

14) What does hugging them feel like?

BOY I WISH I FUCKIN KNEW PROLLY GREAT THO PROLLY SOUL HEALING

15) Your favourite thing about them?

so fucking smart and funny and cute and blessed and gorgeous and i’m gay?

16) Their favourite thing about you?

idk!!!!

17) Best memory of you together?

stayin up late chattin all the time!! also talkin on the phone the first time for like 2 hours straight!!!

18) What are they like when they’re tired?

a sleeby boy!! kinda distracted

19) Could you imagine growing old together with them?

hell fucking yeah can’t wait!!!

20) Could they imagine growing old together with you?

yeah!!!

21) What would an ideal date with them be?

i wanna go to a museum and the zoo and hangin out at home and an arcade and a con and outer space and honestly anywhere!!!!

22) Are they competitive?

kinda!! but not so much

23) What do you do together?

be gay everyday and oppress the hets

24) Which smells remind you of them?

idk! like really fruity stuff kinda!

25) Do they remind you of any music?

oh yeah ya got me into merchandise and 0pn so when i hear them i think of ya!! also i heard do you realize by the flaming lips the other day and was like wow i’m gay for my wife cause it kinda reminds me of ya!!

26) Could you tell them your biggest secret?

i think so!

27) Could they tell you their biggest secret?

idk i hope to so but also?? like parta what i think is important to me abt our relationship is i wouldn’t put pressure on ya abt somethin like that

28) How do you greet each other?

usually just like LIZARD!! BREDDY!!

29) What makes you blush that they do?

sayin really nice gay things abt me and our relationship!! and like makin me feel wanted and valuable and bein sweet!!

30) What makes them blush that you do?

when i call ya babe and like! say gay stuff

31) Would you say you love them?

YES!!! SO MUCH!! TO THE MOON AND BACK!!!!!!!

32) Would they say they love you?

hell yeah!!!!!

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his first single (dropping on soundcloud) “uguu big anime tiddies” is a banger be sure to support it when it comes out

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Alex, brian, tim, and jay for like idk 1-10 for that ask thing. Yes i know thats only four characters. Shhh

oh man ok under a cut cause it’s prolly kinda long--honestly mosta these are based on like who’d be the most fun to be in a given situation cause i’d rather be in a bad situation w/ someone i like for longer than a person i’m stressed w/ for shorter

1. Invite to dinner with parents

none of these dudes would make this not awkward good lord

it’s gotta be jay>tim>brian>alex i feel like my mom would pick up on alex’s douchey vibes really quick but she’d love jay and she’d be cool w/ tim and a lil unsettled by brian

2. Shipwrecked on desert island with

tim>jay>brian>alex mostly goin by who i’d wanna spend the most time around in a crisis situation, tim would be the best choice cause he’s gonna approach it logically, alex would rank higher but his attitude would stress me out honestly

3. In a car chase with

brian>jay>tim>alex -- mostly i feel like brian would be the one most fun?? everyone else would be stressin out, prolly especially alex, but i think it sounds super fun and i think i’d wanna party w/ brian

4. Shopping for formal wear with

none of these bootcut jeans cargo short ass polo shirt wearin motherfuckers!!! but like alex>brian>jay>tim cause i think alex would wanna get in and get out, brian would be kinda creepy which would distract me from how stressful that shit is, and jay and tim would accidentally say some mean shit abt how bad somethin looked on me and then feel super bad

5. On the run from corrupt authority figures with

brian>jay>tim>alex i feel like havin brian on your side would be really good? and jay and i could bond over not knowin a fuckin thing my guy! and obvi tim is good and brian is mean and stresses me the fuck out

6. Trying to fix broken-down automobile in the rain with

alex>brian>tim>jay, mostly just based on knowledge cause i’d wanna get outta there quick

7. Captured by supervillain with

jay>brian>tim>alex i feel like jay would be a cute damsel and brian would be like... kinda creepy in a way that suits the atmosphere cause i’m abt that aesthetic

8. Wake up handcuffed to

brian>tim>jay>alex don’t @ me i’m chillin

9. Fake-married to for undercover reasons

brian>tim>jay>alex cause i like that idea of brian and i as that couple where there’s just somethin a little off... tim would be really easy to be domestic w/ and when we smooch “to keep the cover going” i like the idea that jay keepin an eye on us from elsewhere gets a lil flustered

10. To cut and style my hair

GET AWAY FROM MY HAIR YOU DEMONS but i’d have my best bet bein tim>brian>alex>jay i think cause tim has a decent hairstyle and brian is ok and then alex’s looks worse than jay’s but i think he’s less likely to Super Fuck Up Big Time

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16. Jacket, Pardo, The Son, Biker, Tony (including beard would be 2 easy)

lmfao tru, that’s fair

16. Sent to assassinate me

this was so hard1- the son, it'd be like a party gettin murdered by him prolly

2- biker, cause he'd have a good eye for the aesthetix of it and i'd like to leave a cool lookin corpse

3- tony, He Beef

4- pardo, i'd rank him higher for bein nasty but i can't imagine a scenario where i'd have made it personal enough to get him sweaty abt it so it'd prolly be impersonal, shot at point blank range

5- jacket, the og goodboy, he'd prolly keep it pretty simple since i'm not a direct threat

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#this reminded me of my sexy outlast cannibalism fic i'm never gonna finish ... hey... u can do it

ty for the encouragement zen lol maybe i’ll dust it off and see if i can do anythin w/ it

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they’re here

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i associate u with.... Slime

ty! that’s me!!