#llamamask

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Kangaroo: I scratched off the lottery ticket and I won 50000 dollars!

Turtle: Woah!

Llama: That’s amazing!

Robot: Better luck next time.

Kanga:

Turtle:

Llama:

Robot: Oh, sorry. From context, I see that is actually a large sum of money.

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Rhino: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just wanna know.

Jellyfish: ...I did. I broke it-

Rhino: Nope. No you didn’t. Frog?

Frog: Don’t look at me, look at Llama.

Llama: What? I didn’t break it.

Frog: Hmm, that’s weird, how did you even know it was broken?

Llama: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.

Frog: Suspicious.

Llama: No it’s not!

Rottweiler: If it matters... probably not... but Turtle was the last one to use it.

Turtle: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap.

Rottweiler: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee table earlier?

Turtle: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Rottie!

Jellyfish: Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Rhino.

Rhino: No. who broke it?

Monster: Well, Sun’s been awfully quiet.

Sun, inhaling as she bursts into flame: Really?!

Monster: Yeah, really!

Rhino, now solo while everyone else is fighting in the background: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Rhino, looking back: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Llama, alone in a diner: I’ll have the number eight.

Waitress: Sir, that’s a party platter. It serves twelve people.

Llama: I know what I’m about.

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Kangaroo: Have you heard from Turtle recently?

Miss Monster: I’m sure everything is fine. We left him with Llama and White Tiger.

Kanga: Those two sentences don’t go together.

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Llama: So you're saying you're a mask like us?

Robot: Yes.

Llama: Okay then. Which of these pictures have a stop sign in them?

Robot: Uh...

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Kangaroo: My “uncle”, Llama, likes to check in every so often and make sure I'm doing okay.

Kanga: And if I am, he tries to fuck everything up.

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Kitty: The inside of McDonalds is closed. But I want nuggets, and I don't have a car for the drive-through.

Kitty: ...Wait, I have an idea!

Kitty, to the speaker at the drive-through: The sign never said my vehicle couldn't be a llama.

Llama, with Kitty on his back, to the speaker: Would it help if I said “vroom vroom”?

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T-Rex: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects.

Llama: Ah, this. I do not like this.