#rottweilermask

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Rottie: I just got a new notebook. What should I put in it?

Rabbit: Spaghetti.

Rottie: I'm taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Croc: Spaghetti!

Rottie: I'm taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Turtle, smirking: Spaghetti.

Rottie: I am no longer taking suggestions.

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Rhino: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just wanna know.

Jellyfish: ...I did. I broke it-

Rhino: Nope. No you didn’t. Frog?

Frog: Don’t look at me, look at Llama.

Llama: What? I didn’t break it.

Frog: Hmm, that’s weird, how did you even know it was broken?

Llama: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.

Frog: Suspicious.

Llama: No it’s not!

Rottweiler: If it matters... probably not... but Turtle was the last one to use it.

Turtle: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap.

Rottweiler: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee table earlier?

Turtle: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Rottie!

Jellyfish: Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Rhino.

Rhino: No. who broke it?

Monster: Well, Sun’s been awfully quiet.

Sun, inhaling as she bursts into flame: Really?!

Monster: Yeah, really!

Rhino, now solo while everyone else is fighting in the background: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Rhino, looking back: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Fox: I am the smartest, most skilled member in this group.

Rottweiler: Is your hand stuck in that vending machine?

Fox: I paid for my Cheetos, I’m getting my Cheetos.

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Turtle: Look guys, I need your help.

Rottweiler: Love help?

Fox: Legal help?

Thingamajig: Emotional help?

Rabbit: Help moving a body?

Everyone: 

Rabbit: ...What?

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Thingamajig, on the phone with Rottie: Black Widow bit my leg, what should I do?

Rottie: Elevate and apply pressure.

Thingamajig, lifting up Black Widow: Apologize or else.

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Rottweiler: I feel so small being only 5'8"...

Flamingo: Cheer up, Rott! Remember, you're not just 5'8", you're also 4'20"!

Rottweiler: This changes everything -

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Rottweiler: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Leopard: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Flamingo: Tackle him.

Flower: Dump him.

Butterfly: Kick him in the shin!

Thingamajig: NONE OF THOSE, JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!

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Rottie, in an escape room: In Scooby-Doo, secret tunnels are always behind shelves and shit...

Fox: Could we not base our decisions on what does and doesn’t happen in episodes of Scooby-Doo?