#lm ug

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Ug: -then Ug find rock, so Ug punch rock. Then rock break open, and there smaller rock inside. Ug punch small rock, and rock break open. Smaller rock inside small rock. Ug punch smaller rock, and rock break open. Friend won't believe, but there even smaller rock inside smaller rock. So-

Morty, thinking to himself: Such fantastic story telling, the ancient cavemen must have had. I haven't felt this entranced by a story since I found myself loose from the mortal coil!

Ug: -and there more rock inside rock. Ug start to get annoyed-

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Chef Soulfflé: You know, sometimes I wonder why I work with you idiots.

He says this as he sees the Mezzanine descend into chaos. Gloria is being fed an entire bottle of soda via funnel by Clem, while various goobs cheer her on. Fishook is somehow stuck in a cornucopia, with Serpci and MacFrights trying to pull him out. The triplets are slamming the table, yelling at him to bring them their food, Ug joining them after a few seconds of hesitation. Amadeus is chasing after a shrieking Johnny, with Dr. Potter cheering the mad pianist on from a safe distance. Kruller is being rolled around by a bunch of Hammers like a ball, with Steward somehow stuck to the mall cop.

Chambrea: I have no idea, sir.