#lmaaaaaaooo

[harbinger0fdeath]

Can we please talk about the fact that I am banned from my old work because I compared the medical director to the "white devil"?

[luckyredeyes]

ff+link. It wasn't a fanfic, obviously, but some obviously well-used and tattered manuscript paper that had been being passed around hyrule castle town. No one knew the original author and from the handwriting it looked like there were multiple ones. The young man who was spending so much time with the Knight of Hyrule had apparently caused more than a few minds to run wild, however.

Looks like a collaborative work. Joey has read the entire racy little thing, that reads like some kind of epic poem, before it finally hits his dumb ass that, goddesses, this story was about himself and --

OH SHIT

He flips the thing over so fast it rattles his mug (spring water), and ducks his head so that Knight of Hyrule, who’s chatting with Telma, won’t see his ears burning.

....

And he peels the corner of the last page back up for a final peek. Why are his brown eyes being described as “emeralds?”

[cheesesteakphil]

YOU CAN DO IT IF YOU B&Q IT

[thehorrcr]

Me: *Lives to make this person smile because it feels like actual sunshine and it takes my breath away. * *Always wants to be around them* *Wants to tell the everything* *Is genuinely stunned that such a person exists* Me: I don't like them, nope, we are just Gal Pals :)))))

[crystallllines]

That was your great-great aunt-- the nun; she just got out of prison. She was in China with a bunch of other nuns, baptizing babies along the side of the road. But they thought she and the other nuns were eating the babies, so they put them in prison for a few years.

Mémé, showing me a home video omfg

[contrabasse]

So are you ignoring that that self care post was disgusting and ableist as fuck, you have no right to label what SELF care is or isn't, and throws a huge amount of disabled folk under the bus because they can't meet your shitty abled requirements that make them Productive in your eyes

LMAO i’ve already responded to like five of these. if you’d have read the post, i mention at the bottom that i’m aware that disabled people can’t always do these things every day, but ignoring and not making an effort and letting yourself rot and fester like this site romanticizes is not gonna help you

tumblr romanticizes self destruction not self care omg

[polymachinalives-blog]

sad valentine day story when i was 8 the teacher had everyone in our class make little mail boxes to put on our desks so we could receive valentines days letters from each other. by the end of the day, literally every single person got to open their letter box and find a note. I had none - i was the only person who hadn't received a single one. So in front of the class my teacher wrote me one and handed it to me. I cried, because it was embarrassing, and because she didn't have the decency to put it into the mail box so i could at least enjoy the feeling of "getting mail" and that's why i aspire to be a bitter old dog lady thank

[afknows]

Omg, nothing is funnier than adopting a child in Skyrim and as soon as you give them a dagger as a gift they run off with glee and go slashing the fight dummy. He's like spinning around and slashing with such gusto....