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[spxnglr]

Serving it regularly, thanks for asking xoxo

[ihatebnha]

Who do you think would be most likely to have sex with you on your period and who do you think would be absolutely repulsed by the idea even?

OKAY quick serious time, whether or not they want to have sex with you, if someone is repulsed by your period... break up with them. Immediately. So while I'm not gonna do repulsed, back to normal, HERE:

(warning: afab reader w/ period)

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I think the top contender for having period sex with you is Kirishima!!! That dude is a man, right? And real men aren't scared of a little blood, are they? Especially if it helps you feel better... so I think he's always down for some menstrual sex. Shower, bed w/ a towel down, whatever you want... he will HAVE it.

Deku, too... who maybe wouldn't jump for the opportunity in the same way, but is always willing to help you out. Questions it at first (mostly because he's happy to wait until you're not bleeding)... but gets right down to business once you explain the benefits (or just tell him that you're exceedingly horny).

Bakugo... will have period sex with you... but only in the shower. Despite being somewhat scared of PMS, I think he probably understands the real benefits of it the most, so he's absolutely gonna do what he's gotta do, just somewhere more safe than the bed. Also, besides Kiri, the most likely to finger you during it, too.

And weirdly, Aizawa, who suggests it (very mildly) when you're complaining about cramps... Natsuo, because... idk. He just gives me the vibe. Doctor shit or whatever... and Hawks, who I think is weirdly into it. It's the vulnerability for him.

(And Dabi but just because he's a freak who likes doing stuff for you.)

On the other end of the spectrum, however...

I think Todoroki is the confused one. Like, you want to do what? When??? Of course he'd do anything to make you happy, but at the same time, he just didn't realize period sex was even a thing. I don't see him being mean about it, but I also see him thinking of it as some kind of sacred violation of bodily autonomy/womanhood.

Similarly, as well... Iida, but like, hear me out. He just thinks that resting and eating chocolate is 100x more productive than "Sex? On your period???" (he said that, not me). It's honestly kind of funny because he's not even repulsed or uninterested, he would just much rather baby you LMFAO.

And Denki gives me like... "period sex? Isn't that kind of... gross?" vibes... except when you tell him not to worry about it, he's like, "I didn't say I wasn't into it."

While Shigaraki gives me like, "you... you actually want that? Uh........." Scaredy cat.

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As for some others:

EAGER TO HAVE PERIOD SEX W/ YOU

fatgum, mirio, tokoyami (lol), shindo, + sero (although i wouldn't trust him bc he probably tells the Boys)

NEEDS SOME CONVINCING FIRST

twice, shinso + tamaki

[keeptalkingtomyself]

[kahakais]

sometimes i think about how aang literally died and they never talked about it again outside of that one episode? like...damn. imagine you get into a car accident with ur sworn enemy and you kick the bucket but ur crush who may or may not like u back (its unclear) saves ur life with the defibrillator they just happen to be carrying around and when u wake up from ur coma the first thing u do is throw a rager and the only people u invite are vague acquaintances. and then no one ever brings it up again. jesus christ

[fabioquartararhoe]

"when life's like what the hell am I doing, just have a look in the fridge." - liam payne, my new motto, thank you lima

[stability]

[lairep]

there is no context

[hellishchrissy]

47 for noorhelm? :)

47.  “You couldn’t wait until you got to the bedroom? Fucking animals I swear…”

Noora opened the door to her, Eskild and Lynn’s apartment, and peeked inside. She  called out to her roommates, although she wasn’t really expecting a response: she didn’t get one. The door closed behind her and William’s back with a quiet click.

“I don’t think anyone’s hom-” Noora started, but her words died on William’s lips when he pushed her against the wall and kissed her. A small giggle escaped Noora’s mouth when she got a fraction of a second of time to breathe between William’s kisses, though the moment was over before she could pull in a second breath - and Noora was fine with that. She wanted to share his oxygen, she wanted to get lost in his lungs.

Noora’s hands wandered from William’s neck to his cheeks and all the way up in his hair, her fingers tangling up in his hair, pulling him so close she could count his heartbeats and hear his raspy breaths in her ear. William’s lips moved down Noora’s jaw, and each and every one of his kisses sent a shiver down her spine. By the time he was pressing kisses on the skin of her neck, Noora was shaking.

“Well s-someone’s in a hurry,” Noora gasped, nearly jumping when William’s hands wandered down to her waist and slipped under the hem of her shirt. His touch was burning her skin, but she wasn’t complaining - she loved the fire.

“Trust me,” William said, his voice breathlessly hoarse, “I’ve been waiting to kiss you all fucking day. This is me being patient.” 

Noora couldn’t help but laugh at William as he kissed his way up her neck, creating a burning path wherever his lips touched. His breath tickled her skin, distracting her, making it impossible to think of anything else but him, his lips, the taste of his tongue, his hands all over her-

“FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT’S HOLY, PLEASE TELL ME THAT I AM NOT WITNESSING A HORNY TEENAGE MAKEOUT IN THE HALL. THIS IS PUBLIC AREA, PEOPLE. YOU JUST COULDN’T WAIT TILL YOU GOT TO THE BEDROOM?” Eskild’s voice boomed from around the corner, his words distorted by the pure horror they were reflecting. 

William stopped kissing Noora’s neck and took a tiny step away from her, clearly trying maintain whatever was left of their modesty and dignity. The embarrassment Noora felt didn’t reflect back from William’s eyes, though - if anything, he looked like he was holding back laughter.

“I’m sorry, Eskild! I didn’t think you were home and I just thought-” Noora began explaining , but was immediately cut off by Eskild’s screams.

“You thought that since no one’s home you could cross ‘have sex in the hallway’ off your fucking bucket list? Fucking animals, I swear…” Eskild said, his tone disgusted with what he had witnessed. For a moment it got quiet until they heard Eskild slamming the door of his room shut behind himself.

“Well that was something,” William pondered with a mischievous look in his eyes. He was biting his lip, no doubt trying to hold in his laughter that he knew would upset Noora.

“Embarrassing, that’s what it was. And risky as hell. ” Noora said with a stern tone even though a smile was twitching at the corners of her mouth - she couldn’t help but feel a slight undertone of amusement under all of her embarrassement. William smiled at her words and took a step closer to Noora, his body pressing against her slowly.

“Well, a little risk never hurt anybody,” William said, and with that his body slammed against Noora’s, her back hitting the wall and her every protest dying on William’s hungry lips.