LOVER BOY!JJ AND BABY FEVER
okay but....loverboy!jj getting baby fever from josephine.... i actually dk, I just imagine his puppydog eyes when he's carrying her
pairing: lover boy!jj x gf!reader
warnings: kissing at the beginning, jj being a softie. thats it?
if theres any others feel free to let me know!
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four couples and a baby in the house mightve seemed like nightmare, and it was. you and jj had been trying to get some alone time for what felt like months, and with a newly turned one-year-old, who inherited her mothers spirit and her fathers curiosity, well it was pretty much impossible.
youd finally thought you had it, straddling your boyfriend in his bed shouldve seemed like a dream. and it was. he was shirtless, a hand gripping your ass over your leggings while the other remained tangled in your hair.
you were kissing him like youd been craving it for weeks, because you were. his hand was grinding you against him while you pressed kisses down his neck, nipping at his collarbone before moving back up to his lips.
"fuck, i love you-" hed barely uttered the words against your lips before a tiny version of john b and sarah, in her matching outdoors set and bouncy pigtails came barging in, effectively interrupting both you and jjs self-proclaimed, private time.
she toddled over, giggling mindlessly, her tiny hands (probably sticky from maple syrup or whatever shed gotten her hands on) already making a grabby motion towards jj. you shifted off jjs lap, stiffling a laugh as he coughed awkwardly and wiped his hands on his jeans, standing and reaching down to lift her up onto his hip.
"hey, gorgeous." josie squealed, slapping her hands over his cheeks, mumbling her own, which sounded similar to " 'ey gorgus." jj snorted out a laugh, calling out for john b. when he didnt get a response back, he handed josie over to you and went downstairs to check where he was.
what he found, was a note stuck to the fridge with a 'sorry were stoned' magnet john b had bought, one he swore he would get rid of when josie learned how to read. he plucked the note off the fridge eyes scanning that stupid cursive sarah wrote in that he had yet to master.
the note read: "hey jj, sorry (not) but we had to leave for plans, or maybe an escape from josie for a couple of hours. well be back later." then, in john bs more lazy scrawl, "love you buddy. and... good luck?" another squeal from upstairs cut off his train of thought, which followed by your panicked voice calling for the very toddle john b was warning about, captain chaos.
jjs eyebrow cocked up. he dropped the note on the counter, rushing back upstairs just in time to catch josie and lift her off her feet before she could knock down the lamp on jjs nightstand. "jesus kid..." jj trailed off, blowing a raspberry into josies neck, smiling at her giggles. "youre trouble, aint you?" her, nodding without another word, shouldve been a sign.
but surprisingly, you and jj managed. for the first hour, the two of you worked overtime to keep her distracted, even if for five minutes. it didnt work until jj found the equivalent of weed, but for an energetic two-year-old. a cell phone. jj handed her his phone on a whim, fully expecting the distraction to fail, but it didnt.
opening the folder of random games he had downloaded on his phone, because of course he did, he watched as she pressed a game, curious but fully entranced once she got the hang of it. jj groaned, tossing himself down on the bed between you and josie.
"shes defenitely their kid," you breathed out, snuggling into jjs side, pressing a kiss to his collarbone. he scoffed, huffing out a laugh when she shifted to lie down, propping her feet up on his chest. still, he watched her with the utmost softness in his eyes, it almost surprised you. "yeah, she defenitely is."
but of course, the phone distraction didnt last long.
now, josie was set on running around the living room in nothing but her underwear because, "my clofes too sticky."
you had been chasing her around the living room and the garage, prying a wrench out of her fingers, goraning and dropping it when she bolted back into the house. jj laughed for what felt like the hundreth time, watching from his spot on the couch until you finally glared at him hard enough to make him stand up and pluck her up before she could make her way up the stairs and wreak havoc, again.
"cmon kid, work with us." jj pleaded, walking over and settling her down on the kitchen island, his hands on either side of her. "candy." she demanded, crossing her arms over her little chest, chin up like she knew whatever plan she was concoting in her little head was working. spoiler alert: it was. "i cant give you candy before dinner, jo, y'know that."
you snorted from behind jj, "youre starting to sound like sarah."
jj gasped dramatically, turning to point a finger at you, hiding a smirk when josie giggled behind him, then his face twisted. "wait, dont ever say that again." he shuddered, actually shuddered, before turning back to look at his niece. he narrowed his eyes at her, and she didnt hesitate in imitating him. "y'know what, screw it. you want candy? lets get some candy."
yeah... that didnt turn out so well.
after a quick trip to the corner store, with very not matching clothing jj had picked out in a rush, where some would say too much candy was bought, the trio was back home. and baby josie, well she was at the peak of her sugar high. jj had put on a movie, hoping to calm her down, even tried bribing her with popcorn and his phone again. but she, like her father, was jumping from surface to surface.
"bet you didnt think this through, did ya jj?" you smiled, standing by the doorwaywith your arms crossed over your chest, his glare doing nothing to wipe the smile off your face. "just so you know," you called over josies now insistent "pool! pool! pool!" chanting, "im not taking the blame for this." jj groaned, finally standing and stopping josie, kneeling in front of her.
he breathed out, josie standing in front of him with her hands behind her back, her eyes selling the picture of pure innocence the most. "baby j, if i give you pool at—" he glanced at the clock, "—nine o'clock at night, will you promise to sit and watch a movie after?" despite himself, he smiled softly when she began bouncing on her toes, her now loose pigtails bouncing with her eager nodding.
you watched from the doorway as jj lifted her up onto his hip, pressing a kiss to her forehead with the soft eyes he rarely gave anyone else. "you coming?" you snapped out of your small trance, nodding and waving at him to go ahead. "yeah, let me just go get her towel. something tells me shes not lasting long."
she lasted all of five minutes before she was snuggling close to jj, claiming it was too cold and she wanted to go back inside. he laughed, lifting her out of her smal kiddie pool and handing her over to you, who immediately wrapped her up in a fuzzy towel. "cmon, sweetheart, lets give you a bath, hm?" josie nodded against your shoulder, her teeth clattering and she snuggled as close as possible to you.
after josies bath, and successfully getting her into fresh clothes without much of a fight, you lifted her off her parents bed, and she immediately bolted to the living room, jumping into jjs lap. he smiled, grabbing a throw blanket and tossing it over the both of them, pressing a kiss to her forehead.
you walked out only moments later, climbing onto the couch next to jj, snugglign closer as he pulled the blanket open and settled it over your body. withing five minutes, both yours and josies bodies were limp against jjs.
he didnt make an effort to move though, just shut off the tv and pressed a kiss to your forehead.
jjs eyes stayed on josie the entire time until john b and sarah finally got home. he was watching her, wondering how a kid, one who he had sworn off on ever even holding in the first place, had now becoming such an important person in his side.
josie shifted against him, eyes fluttering open for a moment as she glanced up at him, "unca j?" he hummed, "whats up, baby j?" she smiled faintly, leaning up as much as she could in her sleepy state to press a sloppy kiss to his cheek. "i wuv you."
he smiled down at her, smoothing down her messy hair and pressing a kiss to her forehead.
a/n: the end kinda made me tear up guys. this is more of a 'how he acts with josie' but its defenitely when the baby fever starts developing.