These are all headcanons of romantic and gender stuff. Sam - He/Him, Pansexual. Isn't used to kindness and gets all flustered, but as he receives more of it he realizes. Oh, I just want someone to love me and will date anybody. The end of the world has made him realize so many new things about himself if Casanova has anything to go off of. Lyle - He/Him, I think Lyle is abrosexual, its constantly changing and shifting to whoever is the target of his stalking. The latest one being Sam. Maybe the people in his photographs were people he liked in the past. Aster - He/Him, I don't know too much about Aster since I haven't recruited him before, but he definitely feels Bisexual to me. Joel - He/Him, Gay. In the future I could see that being the case. A part of it being contributed to the worry of his whole teeth situation, and he seems to along better with boys than he does with girls. Ciarán - He/Him, Pansexual. In the future love, love, love is the name of the game. Being Gaelic and adopting a lot of the culture, his form of love is vast and he has special words for each relationship he has. Gaelic words give shape to feelings that are often difficult to explain: longing, tenderness, loyalty, and devotion. Whether it's Grá, A Stór, Mo Chroí, Mo Chridhe or Anam Cara, each expression carries a different kind of emotional truth, and he means them with all his heart. Leigh - She/her, Omnisexual with a preference for women. Someone's strength or ability to take charge has a bit of a role on who she prefers, hence why Sam winning her fight couuuuld make her wiggle her eyebrows at the middle aged man. Dan - He/him, bisexual. Though on stream he's whatever gender or sexuality is funniest for The Bit.
Hellen - She/it, unsure what her sexuality is, but definitely under the Sapphic umbrella in a big capacity. Can like men under certain criteria such as Sam. Ronán - He/Him, Gay. Hadn't had much time to focus on relationships due to just taking care of his brother and then being homeless. Once he moved into the apartment and could explore his feelings he found out he liked dudes. Huge contributing factor was a dude his own age being legitimately nice to him with no ulterior motives.
Sophie - She/He, Pansexual. In the future as she travels the world, either looking for her mom, or just for the thrill of adventure, she'd probably fall for a lot of different people, be it human or cursed. Very influenced by Jeanne's stories. Papineau - He/him, I'm kind of mixed between him. He kind of has Demi vibes but also... big very very gay man vibes. Roaches - They/Them, each individual roach has their own gender and sexuality. It's a fools errand to try and catalogue them all. Most of them agree they DO like Sam though.
Ernest - He/him, Pansexual. Has been a roadie for many many years and has dated many many people who he reminiscences on. The validity of them is up to question because he sprinkles in his conspiracy and over the top situations in them. No Ernest, I don't think one of your flings was a snake person.
Fleep - Nonbinary, but prefers masculinity due to their 'act' and just stuck with it since its easier and also Sam seems to prefer it, Aromantic in some capacity I believe.
Xaria - She/They/, Abrosexual. Doesn't really care about gender conformity which is punk and who she likes shifts about. I also have ideas they're mtf?
Monty - He/They, Bisexual. Monty is Monty. I do kind of imagine there is some sorta situationship or queerplatonic thing going on with him and Xaria. If someone pointed at him and then Xaria and said "Are you two lesbians?" He'd say something like "Huhuhuh, yeah. I love chicks dude." and him and Xaria would be laughing their asses off. Morton - Collect My Genders, but honestly I do see Morton as He/They. Very Aromantic coded and doesn't form romantic feelings unless they really form a connection with them. Audrey - She/Them, Demi in some capacity. Has a bit of difficulty falling for someone and letting people close in that way due to being self conscious about their whole vending machine body. However, if someone gets past that she falls HARD and is very doting and fusses over them.
Spider - It/It's, Uhhh... I honestly don't know too much about them but probably aroace? They seem like the kinda critter to not care about that kinda stuff.
