#loch mess

[edenfre]

22. The Loch Mess Monster

The Loch Mess monster is the much lesser known cousin of the Loch Ness monster. Although from the same family tree, the Loch Mess monster is often referred to as the black sheep of the family because it can never seem to get it’s shit together. The best way to describe it is as a messy slob, it leaves a trail of murky water wherever it goes, can’t be bothered having a job and never pays its rent on time, if at all. The Loch Mess monster is pretty much a mess in all aspects of its life, and isn’t really the figurehead the family wants associated with its legend, which is why, in cooperation with the Scottish Parliament, they keep the Loch Mess monster a secret.

[voraktee]

THE DARKSIDE DETECTIVE | LOCH MESS | IT'S SO HORRIFYING

Run while you still can!!!

[ilgreven]

Wellp:

The BLM’ers are already making the Lochte mess about race.

The feminists are already making the Lochte mess about rape culture.

The Trumpfers are already making the Lochte mess about those damn dirty furriners.

The foreign press are already making the Lochte mess about those dumb Americans.

Pretty much everyone is making a fuck-up by a dumbass group of swimmers into political fuel for their own fire.  Nothing can be apolitical anymore. Everyone has to make a point about something nowadays. Even me, who is making the point to stop turning an international incident into an international incident.

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