i'm soooo normal right now
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i'm soooo normal right now
cbs elementary season 8. sebastian moran shows up [the moran from s1 has a different name]. the second most dangerous person in london competes for sherlock's affections with detective bell [he went back to being a detective because i said so]. joan meets mary, who gets along wonderfully with sherlock, bell, and kitty. moriarty does NOT like that
an au where seb is delighted about the no kill order on holmes because he loves watching that little freak run around. there isn't a no kill on detective bell, however, he feels that action wouldn't be helpful in getting the consulting detective into his bed. watson gets engaged and moriarty is jealous as hell
uhmm elementary sherlock but with joan/moriarty and sherlock/bell as endgame. of course joan and sherlock remain at the brownstone as platonic life partners. i don't accept criticism
ok IN MY DEFENSE. i did not realize the potential sherlock and marcus had for 7 seasons because i spent those 7 seasons being hopelessly in love with joan watson. so anything that didn’t involve her just kinda passed me by lol
Marcus: I want to take you on a date, but I have no money. Locke: We could literally sit in a parking lot and call it a date, and I would love it.
Elementary AU where Sherlock is a bee fairy (summer court) and Joan is a trans woman and also some kind of winter court fairy but the whole fic is actually about Sherlock and Marcus getting together and Sherlock unconsciously doing fairy courting rituals because he likes Marcus so much and Marcus being really confused because he’s a human and doesn’t know the supernatural exists and Joan being extremely exasperated because Sherlock keeps denying he’s doing anything
solving crimes and making out etc etc
Sure, the Elementary series finale hinted at romantic joanlock, but I’ve elected to ignore that in favor of writing lockbell fic and you can’t stop me