Patton: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and…
Logan: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.
Patton: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said…
Janus: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.
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Patton: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and…
Logan: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.
Patton: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said…
Janus: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.
Logan: Octopi have the ability to blend in with their surroundings. when they do, it’s called-
Janus: An octo-lie
Logan: ...metachrosis.
Janus:
Logan:
Patton:
Patton: Mocktopus
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Janus says “win or lose, there is no tie (especially when it comes to Patton’s love—)”
I had a realization about these two and their love of moral philosophy
[ID: the shaking-hands meme (two muscular arms clasping hands). Logan is written on the left arm and Janus is written on the right. Written over the handshake is “Studying/reading about Patton” /end ID]