#loki bllk

[neventonin]

he's not even that bad but the slander is funny because wdym funtime kunigami

[h-0-error]

Ok Teddy…

Next match should be inside a psychiatric facility.

Kids these days…

Adding this as a context, JUST CONTEXT (again not a fucking diagnosis, I'm just trying to find a clearer way to describe their behavior) Loki: Grandiose Narcissism and Megalomania (my analysis on Loki)

Kaiser: Complex PTSD and Vulnerable Narcissism (analysis coming soon)

Bunny: Persistent Depression

Lorenzo: Complex PTSD with something called Transactional Defense, that's basically viewing all interactions/decisions with a cost-benefit lens using money to get a sense of control and clarity

Sae: Traumatic De-Idealization with Reaction Formation, which is like a brutal collapse of a romanticized idea and turning to the polar opposite (ex. love to disgust) in an extreme way

Hugo: Mild Autism with Systemizing Cognition, loosely described as the hyper analysis of people or situations with a rigid predictability system

Teddy: Chronic Low Self-Esteem and I would argue some Depersonalization

Of course this is not super accurate, besides there are a lot of backstories we haven't seen or weren't completely developed

I just like analyzing this stuff :)

[saestarzz]

your boyfriend as... a dictator?! ft. Julien Loki

little drabble bc dictator mbappé is legit the funniest thing ever to me rn lol 😭

It was bad enough that Julien regularly came across "kawaiicore" edits of him on his feed, with filters ballooning his eyes and devastatingly emasculating pink cat ears that made him sigh every time he saw them... but now, this?!

On your phone was a TikTok slideshow full of AI pictures of him wearing a military uniform with ominous music in the background. The caption? Le dictateur. (#dictateur, #julien loki, #fyp).

"Oh, putain de merde." he muttered as you laughed hysterically beside him, collapsing onto the couch. "Water was really wasted for this shit? This guy better delete it."

"The dictator doesn't like it," you cried, stomach cramping from your giggles. "'Delete', he orders."

Julien sighed. "I can't with you."

This was why he hated social media.

[cryopie]

Julien Loki and the way he loves 𐙚♡

word count: 563 / Happy birthday goat ♡

Julien Loki and the way he challenges you to a race to the front door every time you come home. Giving you a massive head start, only to burst past you at the last second with a breathless laugh, blocking the doorway with his arms wide open so you have to run directly into his chest.

Julien Loki and the way he gets completely drunk on your praise. He loves when he’s being worshiped and coming from you satisfies his ego more than a stadium of thousands could.

Julien Loki and the way he indulges his sweet tooth around you. Carefully roasting chocolate marshmallows for you or popping them directly into your mouth with a soft laugh. His eyes crinkle with pure warmth as he licks a bit of chocolate from his own thumb. With you he can be just a regular boy who’s completely captivated by you.

Julien Loki and the way he looks back to make sure you’re keeping up with him in public. Walking a half step ahead to shield you from the crowd, his hand reaching back blindly to lock his fingers tightly with yours. A quick, reassuring glance over his shoulder with a warm smile, ensuring you're safe.

Julien Loki and the way he handles your dates in public. He gets recognized easily, but he never lets it ruin your time. He will politely sign an autograph but his other hand stays anchored on the small of your back, subtly reminding everyone that his attention belongs entirely to you.

Julien Loki and the way he casually spoils you. Booking a private room at a high-end restaurant or getting you expensive jewelry, completely oblivious to how grand it is. To him, spending his money to give you the best experiences in the world is the most natural thing to do.

Julien Loki and the way he tries to teach you French words. Leaning close, whispering the words slowly against your ear, and laughing brightly when your pronunciation misses the mark, before pressing a quick kiss to your cheek as a reward for trying.

Julien Loki and the way he tracks your eyes during matches. Finding you in the stadium crowd within a split second, giving you a quick smile before the whistle blows. Delivering a flawless performance because he treats every goal as a gift for his favorite spectator.

Julien Loki and the way he uses his insane reflexes to tease you. Snatching your phone out of your hand with a flash of lightning speed, holding it above his head with a cheeky, teasing grin. Watching you struggle to reach it with pure amusement in his eyes, before easily melting and pulling you flush against his chest as a penalty.

Julien Loki and the way he holds you when the pressure of being a prodigy gets too heavy. Locking his arms around your waist and burying his face into your neck. Your presence is the only safe place where he can finally slow down his mind and just breathe.

Julien Loki and the way he gets jealous when another guy is staring at you in public. His usual bright expression instantly dropping into a cold glare. He won’t cause a scene or lose his composure, but he will deliberately hold your waist and lock eyes with the guy, his dark stare making it clear exactly who you belong to.

thank you for reading ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

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[rileyyapson]

@nyneish is the artist!! Original post on X

[mulleddivinity]

ok lokihugo u move me

[kaitris3]

Ma femme

w!- Suggestive Context: Him saying something scandalous in a press conference (french used)

You attended a press conference just after his match, with him on the stage looking spotless in his tracksuit while answering questions, you were standing a little bit off to the other side with his manager watching him work

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‎During a brief pause; he caught your eye, leaning into the microphone, speaking low enough that only the front row and you can hear it , murmuring something in a fast paced french that you didn't seem to catch

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‎"Si tu continues à me regarder avec ces yeux-là, je vais abréger cette conférence et t'emmener dans les vestiaires pour te montrer exactement pourquoi on m'appelle le plus rapide de France."

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‎-If you keep looking at me with those eyes, I’m going to cut this conference short and take you to the locker rooms to show you exactly why they call me the fastest in France.-

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‎He spoke it too fast for you to register all the words, it sounded more of a him instead of straight up words, tilting your head in confusion, translating the slight words you could catch til it faded

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‎"What did you say?" you mouthed with innocent curiosity

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‎Loki didn't break his character, giving the reporters a charming smile while he left you with a subtle grin— keeping his golden eyes locked on yours , leaning back on his chair completely loving that innocent reaction from you while only a few others caught up to what he said

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‎his thumb tracing his bottom lip, a habit he's only had when thinking of something unprofessional; pulling his phone out to send a brief text reassuring that he only called you gorgeous— standing out in the crowd

Author: giggling when I was writing this🥹 like JULIAN LOKI THE MAN U AREE RSHSHSJSHAKAKAK

Me non non's: claiming this fic as yours, chugging it to ai, ect. kaitris3

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[love---mandy]

Yaoui 🇫🇷