#loki died

[worstloki]

Loki was more surprised that they told Sylvie she was adopted from the start than the fact she was a woman

loki was like "oh no did i ruin that surprise? hahah" and then sylvie hit him with the uno reverse "how is that a surprise? ofc i was told i was adopted. what, like it's hard?" and loki just died then and there

[marmarbeans]

Say Sike right Fucking Now

(Spoilers for Loki. If you haven't watched the latest episode yet, watch it and come back so you can share my shock. also tw for caps.)

The devil is a fucking liar. I know good and gods damn well Ravonna didn't just fucking kill my boy Loki. Say sike, say sike right now. Yes, I'm in denial cos wHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!? I really liked Ravonna in the beginning, I really did. Mainly cos she seemed chill even though she was strict but she changed my whole view of her this episode.

Like, my whole entire view of her changed. I didn't want to believe that she killed him, but she did. And I'm not o-the-fuck-KAY. But I'm glad B-15 turned to the good side and helped Loki and Sylvie cos I wasn't feeling her at all the last few episodes.

I was mad at Mobius for putting Loki in the time-out chamber but damn, he didn't have to die. Especially not like that. I saw a lotta people talking about how they wanted to see Loki and Mobius jet-skiing but now we'll never get it. ;^;.

Also uhh..are we not gonna address the fact that Loki and Sylvie being together was cANON?! Please, correct me if I'm wrong, but Mobius literally said that he liked her. I'm also pretty fuckin sure that before he died, Loki was gonna say that he loved her.

I..honestly have no idea how to feel about that cos lots of people hoped that they wouldn't get together cos they're technically the same person, but I'm 99.9% sure that them being together is canon. A lotta crazy shit happened this episode, y'all.

I'm also not over the fact that the Time-Keepers were fake and that the TVA itself may not be as real as we think. That was fucking crazy. This whole episode was fucking crazy. I don't think I'm gonna fucking get over this for a while cos everything was just jarring. One thing's for sure, though. They weren't wrong about how episode four was gonna make us go crazy.

Edit: Okay, some people in the comments just informed me that there’s a post-credits scene. Thankfully, Loki is alive. Thank fucking gods.

[screechingjellyfishnight]

@officialpetco

Loki had a pink, green, red, and yellow shell, he was deep purple (almost black) and he was very shy. He died from the poor treatment of hermit crabs in the pet industry and the incorrect treatment of animals that is and has been going on at Petco since its conception. Petco continues to give fake pamphlets and sell crabs in painted shell’s despite being well aware of the risk. Petco continues to ignore the people who actually care for these animals in the name of profit. It’s disgusting and revolting to habitually abuse animals in the name of your bottom line. These animals can live upwards of 30 years in both the wild and in captivity! And yet your posters say “10 year life span”. You sell products that are known to kill hermit crabs, such as pellet food, painted shells, painted cholla wood, sea sponges, tanks with unsealed lids, calcium sand instead of regular play sand, inadequate heaters and water dishes, not to mention the “you can have just one crab in a one gallon tank” shit when each crab needs 10 gallons. They need 5-10 inches of 1:5 cocofiber to play sand to molt. They need a humidity of 80% to breathe. They need both saltwater and freshwater. They need 50% protein 50% vegetables. Fresh food is ALWAYS better. They require the same level of care and expertise as most reptiles, and I certainly wouldn’t call them beginner pets. They need 3-5 shells per crab at all times to prevent shell jacking and them ripping each other to shreds. Petsmart isn’t much better. While they had a great temporary set up, the crabs I received were in shells much to small for them, to the point where Sunny left bits of his skin in the shell after switching to a much roomier turbo shell I provided for him, because every shell in their enclosed was the wrong type of shell for purple pinchers, who prefer turbo shells, instead of conical, or triangular shells. I wish both companies would stop the sale of hermit crabs and discourage beach shops from selling them as well. These animals are not disposable. They are not pets. They are wild animals stolen from their habitat and put through hell by people who couldn’t give a shit about their existence and values the more abused crabs at $13 and the less abused crabs at $6. Is that what a life is worth to you? These crabs don’t deserve the pain and suffering they’ve endured for decades at the hands of selfish tourist traps and greedy corporations who abuse animals for profit.

[himboatheart]

Thanos killed Loki and I have to rethink my whole life

[crowley-the-arse-butt]

OH OKAY COOL LETS JUST RIP MY HEART AND USE IT TO MAKE HEX BAGS THATS FINE WITH ME

[letthethunderroll]

Not worthy.

The hammer fell from his hands with a jerking motion and incredulous, Thor went to pick it up again. It did not move. Not again. Not again. He tried again, but the result was the same. The hammer did not yield to him.