Mars The Bean 🍉

Just a litol bean :3 Mars/Bee He/They 21 Pan-Ace-Enby-Trans Disaster 🏳️‍⚧️ https://arab.org/click-to-help/palestine/

[punkitt-is-here]

PLAYING FLASH GAMES TO RAISE MONEY FOR MY INCREDIBLE FRIEND CLAIRE BECAUSE SHE NEEDS RENT MONEY HOP IN NOW!!!!!!!!

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[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

citations still have to be APA 7th edition though. if you plagiarise, the gods will flood the yellow river again. and you'll lose your academic standing.

[dkpsyhog]

(The Gods, personal communication, July 18, 2024)

[libraford]

Are YOU gonna let THE GOVERNMENT tell YOU what YOUR GENDER is? That doesn't sound like Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness to me! PROTECT your individual FREEDOMS and call your senator: we want the GOVERNMENT to stay OUT OF OUR PANTS! GENDER FREEDOM NOW!

[libraford]

Two men in your neighborhood are married... to EACH OTHER? Congratulate them for exercising their AMERICAN RIGHT to follow the footsteps of our FOUNDING FATHERS! They've got a fully AMERICAN spirit of FREEDOM and REBELLION! GOD BLESS THE USA.

[libraford]

Your coworker has a different RELIGION from yours? Well, that's just INTERESTING and you should talk about it on your UNION-APPROVED LUNCH BREAK. The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA was FOUNDED on Freedom of Religion and ANYONE should be allowed to seek the AMERICAN DREAM!

[libraford]

You think someone might be in this GREAT country ILLEGALLY? NO YOU DON'T! No one is in this country illegally! The minute anyone steps on our SOVEREIGN SOIL they're your FELLOW AMERICAN and where they come from is NO ONES BUSINESS.

[rosslynpaladin]

it's funny yeah, but guys this is actually how you reach the people who prefer these terms to frame all things Good and Correct.

[rosszulorzott]

[bungerc0re]

telehealth appointments with a gynecologist is so conceptually funny to me

[orcposts]

put ya pussy on tha phone !!!

[firewalkwithmedvd]

man if you're disabled you've GOT to find some way to make your fuckass body a source of pleasure whenever you can. jacking off. eating good food. wearing soft clothes. kissing an animal on the head. whatever you can do

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

[hellenhighwater]

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

[toontwink]

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh hello you’ve returned to us

[hellenhighwater]

Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.

[finniestoncrane]

just a reminder that my blog is for weirdos and kinksters and perverts and freaks and adults doing things with other adults that aren't harming any unconsenting parties with whatever the fuck it is that they're doing. i love you all 💚💚💚

[desinteresse]

Talking to friends with inept parents is crazy. No wonder they’re like this if their parents kept fumbling

[desinteresse]

“I’m having trouble adapting to my adult responsibilities” well no wonder, nobody raised you 😭😭😭

[desinteresse]

Hot tip for future parents: you actually have to guide your kid to adulthood. Feeding them and waiting for them to grow up is not enough since they are not house plants. A little more thought and care is required.

[mosssreblogs]

for those lacking certain "adulting" skills, especially things around the house, check out:

mom, how do i...?

and dad, how do i...?

^ there are tons of other resources but these two will teach you some personal hygiene, home or apartment repairs, easy recipes and basic cleaning techniques, even how to schedule doctor's appointments

if youre a renter i cannot recommend the trans handyma'am enough, mercury is a lifesaver, and her channel and accounts are always accepting new questions

there are so many resources, a lot that you dont have to even ask for, just know how to look 🩷 much love

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[thediscossessed]

Everyone say thank you black women

[noireservoir]

THANK YOU BLACK WOMEN

[howlingday]

Thursday, July 2nd, 2026. Two days before The Fourth of July/Independence Day. With the impending shitstorm of possibly losing everything we hold dear what with KOSA gaining another upperhand and Sony announcing they will no longer be selling physical gaming discs, I would like to remind you all that YouTube, as far as I'm aware, are still on their "using AI for everything" bullshit. IT'S GOING TO GET HARD, SO WE MUST BECOME HARDER. YOU CAN DO THIS. YOU CAN FIGHT THIS. YOU MUST WIN.

Code Geass: Lost Colors (Longplay)

PS2 HD Video Collection (Walkthroughs)

Ys Origin Hugo/Toal (Walkthrough)

Chaos Head Noah (Walkthrough)

Brutal Legend (Walkthrough)

Inversion (Walkthrough)

Conker Live and Reloaded (Walkthrough)

Evoland (Walkthrough)

Legends of Avantris (Channel)

Theatre of the Unaligned Youtube Archive (Collection)

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[midnightinthemagicmicagarden]

It's 12PM, aka Noon Tuesday. Tuesday needs to be good news day. I didn't get a bed last night and had a lot of difficulty finding wifi. I'm now hoping I will be able to get enough for a bed for tonight. I didn't make sales during my opening. I'm devastated. I have nowhere near a enough to pay for a room after 3pm when hotels and airbnbs allow check ins.

I need $400 so...I'll let these 22"x 30" go for $400.

Venmo Kate-Havekost

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[spacemancharisma]

[that-gay-jedi]

Finally a post about the U.S. that's even nice applicable if you live outside of it

[i-am-a-fish]

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

[writerman]

Just a friendly reminder:

DO NOT WRITE YOUR FIC IN AO3 - IT CAN AND WILL BE DELETED

There are many free options you can use to write and SAVE your works.

Stop writing in the AO3 text box you animals

[ladyantiheroine]

I'm working on another Twilight Garrett fic and I just realized that his line, "Name any American battle, I was there," implies that Garrett was there during the Civil War. Which means there is a non-zero chance he could have run into Jasper.

And the image of Union solider Garrett beating the shit out of Confederate Jasper in a fight is making me very happy :)

[guineapigposting]

Ok so I was hanging out with Penelopig, right? Like we’re wheeking and eating and pooping and then she turns to me and she’s like wheek wheek wheek wheek *tooth chatter* wheek and so obviously I’m like wheek wheek *scratches ear* wheek wheek wheek and it turns out that actually wheek wheek wheek, but I was getting annoyed because wheek wheek wheek *stares into the distance and gets distracted before finishing the story*

I am chewing entirely time

This is so very