#loki misquote

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Loki x fem!reader misquote #5

You: Tony, you must do something about all your screaming fangirls outside. 

Tony: Not mine, they’re Pretty Boy’s over here. 

You: And you are? 

Loki: Loki.

You: And?

Loki:

Loki: Loki of Asgard? Prince of destruction? Surely you’ve heard of me. 

You: 

You: You’re the one who tried to rule our world. 

Loki: Yes. 

You: I see.

You:

You: If I had been there you wouldn’t have failed. 

Loki: Yes, yes, I’m aware. You would have captured me or killed me or-

You: I would have joined you. 

Loki:

Loki: Excuse me?

You: That’s why you failed, Pretty Boy. 

You: What good is a king without a queen? 

Loki:

Loki: 

Loki: *falls in love*

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Loki x reader misquote #4

Loki, to Judge Renslayer: Madam, a god does not plead. 

You:

You: *smirks* 

Loki: Don’t you dare. 

You: What about that time when Thor put all that honey in your hair and then you got your brush stuck and you came to me begging to-

Loki: Darling, that was not pleading, I was simply asking for your assistance in a small matter. 

You: You were on your knees, Loki. 

Loki: *scoffs* What? I never-

You: Tears streaming down your face, your brush fastened to one side of your head-

Loki: Gods do not cry!

Judge Renslayer: Enough!

Loki:

You: 

Judge Renslayer: You two have a history then?

You:

You: What does she mean, history?

Loki: I believe it’s the Midgardian way of asking if we’re married.

You: Oh...

You: I wonder what gave it away.

Loki: No idea.

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Loki x nerd!reader misquote #3

You: What are you reading?

Loki: You wouldn’t understand it, peasant, it’s written in ancient Asgaurdian. 

You: Loki, I can read Asgaurdian. 

Loki:

Loki: What?

You: It’s similar to Norwegian.

Loki: What?

You: I learned it in high school. 

Loki: 

You: You didn’t think you’d always be the smartest in the room, did you? 

You: *adjusts glasses* 

Loki: *falls in love* 

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Loki x reader misquote #1

Loki, taking your hands: Darling, you are the most ravishing thing I have ever seen. 

Thor: *scoffs* No you’re not. 

Loki:

Loki: Thor, I swear if you-

Thor: You forget, dear brother, of that beautiful woman called Medusa. 

Loki: Medusa was a hag with a head full of snakes! *returns to sultry voice* But you, my beloved, are more beautiful than- 

Thor: Not before she was cursed though...I believe father once courted her....

Loki: Look, you and father can have your Medusas and Athenas and whatever other women you find cavorting around through all the other realms. My beloved is the most beautiful because she is mine!

Thor: *scoffs with a shrug*

Thor: If you say so, brother. 

You:

Loki:

You: Kill him. 

Loki:

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