#loki incorrect quote

[wild-lavender-rose]

Loki x reader misquote #4

Loki, to Judge Renslayer: Madam, a god does not plead. 

You:

You: *smirks* 

Loki: Don’t you dare. 

You: What about that time when Thor put all that honey in your hair and then you got your brush stuck and you came to me begging to-

Loki: Darling, that was not pleading, I was simply asking for your assistance in a small matter. 

You: You were on your knees, Loki. 

Loki: *scoffs* What? I never-

You: Tears streaming down your face, your brush fastened to one side of your head-

Loki: Gods do not cry!

Judge Renslayer: Enough!

Loki:

You: 

Judge Renslayer: You two have a history then?

You:

You: What does she mean, history?

Loki: I believe it’s the Midgardian way of asking if we’re married.

You: Oh...

You: I wonder what gave it away.

Loki: No idea.

[panbitch-com]

y/n : Oh, who is that?

Thor: My brother, loki -

y/n : He's kinda hot.

Natasha: He killed 80 people in two days

y/n : doesn't change the fact that he's hot

[randominagines]

Loki: *lying down on the tva couch while suddenly thinking about you and frowning because he starts wondering why, once you're in his mind, you never go away*

Mobius: What's wrong?

Loki: What do you mean?

Sylvie: You look like you've seen a ghost.

Loki: I don't know... I was thinking about y/n.

Sylvie: Obviously.

Mobius: It's because you like her.

Loki: What?! No... why do you think this?

Mobius: Well, you lose your attention in literally anything else as soon as she is in the room.

Sylvie: Not to mention the fact that you always talk about how skilled, smart, clever and etcetera etcetera she is.

Loki: Guys, I don't think you--

Y/n: *suddenly walking to them* Guys, I'm glad you're relaxing but we have a mission to organize, come on. And Loki *looking at him* you're coming with me this time, so you won't mess around. *leaving*

Loki: Oh shit, I like her.

Sylvie: Totally understandable.

[lhythlodaeus]

Loki: I’m so bored.

Y/N: Ooh, why don’t we play question/answer?

Loki: What’s that?

Y/N: A game I learned at camp. I ask you a question and you answer it and then you ask me a question and I answer it. And we just keep going.

Loki: That’s called a conversation.

[panbitch-com]

y/n: Is anyone else impressed that Mobius and Loki aren't married yet? Like they give me husband vibes.

Loki:

Mobius:

Sylvie: actually-

Loki: Sylvie

y/n: let her speak! *glares at Loki* Yes, go on sweetheart.