#loki strange

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Someone: sir, is that man bothering you?

Stephen looking at Loki: yes, absolutely, but he's my husband. I signed up for this

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If they put aside their differences I think theyd make quite the magic duo.

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Stephen used to play princesses with Donna, and he always wanted to be a prince.

He only remember it, many many years later, when he had to dress up to his coronation as the prince of Asgard after he married Loki.

The ceremony was half hour delated because he couldn't stop crying or starting to explain to his beloved one why he was so weak.

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Loki: I have a black belt.

Stephen: In karate?

Loki, holding ten black belts: of Gucci, dolce and gabbana, Dior, Chanel...

Loki: but I still can kick your ass using this.

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Stephen, to Wong: so, I met Loki's parents today. And now he's mad.

Loki: OF COURSE.

Stephen: you'd like to tell them why?

Loki: BECAUSE IF A KING (who by the way kills people) ASK YOU WHAT YOU DO FOR A LIVING THE CORRECT ANSWER IS NEVER "YOUR SON"

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Stephen strange is the biggest Taylor Swift fan ever, but he's too embarrassed to admit it.

And it was Taylor Swift's fault that he knew Loki was THE ONE.

So, Loki doesn't have a clue, because he's pretty respectful about what Stephen want and don't want to share with him and he also doesn't understand things like stalking on social media yet ("honestly, Stephen, stalking sounds like stabbing, but less funny")

But one day, Strange is in the kitchen, starting to make breakfast while Loki is supposed to be asleep. "hey Stephen" says the prince, walking into the kitchen and he can't help thinking in the song, but he doesn't sing it. He just says "good morning, Loki". And get back to making coffee.

The thing is, Loki hugs him from behind and start singing in a whisper to him "Hey Stephen, I could give you 50 reasons why I should be the one you choose. All those other girls, well, they're beautiful but would they write a song for you?"

And Stephen Strange just fucking melts. "How did you know?" He asks to his lover, who looks at him confused. "How did you know I like that song?" He repeated, smiling to Loki.

"I didn't" he simply replies. Stephen knows he's not lying, which makes the whole thing so much better.

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okay, but IMAGINE Loki trying to bake something for Stephen and getting slightly hurted but he's Loki Laufeyson and he refuses to letting Stephen see his wounds so he does this:

And "back off Vincent, IT'S AESTHETIC"

"Loki, you forgot the glove and you burned yourself, again?"

"... No. This is aesthetic. STFU and eat your cake"

"blood sweet and tears, literally"

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Strangefrost shopping.

Stephen: oh, thank you sweetie.

Stephen: yes, I loved the sweater, thank you.

Stephen: two coffees, please.

Loki: SO THERE YOU GO.

Loki: I CAN'T MAKE A WIFE OUT OF A HOE.